I think I've pissed myself

There are better things to be remembered for

Death comes to all of us, supposedly, with the possible exception of travellers.

Some die heroically, saving nations during time of war, or jumping in front of an oncoming omnibus to save a child, or after stoically fighting terrible disease.

Most die inconspicuously, even mundanely, with no great note as to cause.

And then there are the bottom 5%, whose deaths are sometimes tragically comical. Most of these become entries in the Darwin Awards.

Of all the things to have reported as cause of death, few can be quite as poignant as Claudia Adusei's buttocks' injections. (SMH)