Send us your gynaecologists
(MedPress)
Laura Harry has invited me to contribute gynaecologists, ostensibly to her esteemed journal. If she's collecting actual, practicing gynaecologists though, could she be planning to staff a women's hospital? (thinking)
No, she wants to publish them. OMG! Is this a medical-themed porn site? (shock)
This is such a bad idea. I'm pretty sure that sending gynaecologists to Delaware will contravene human trafficking laws. And, if they're not up for it, publishing racy photos of them could get us into even more trouble.
Sorry, Laura, I simply cannot partake in what amounts to a criminal endeavour. Besides, I don't know any gynaecologists, I've never had call for their services.
Greetings! We invite you to contribute Gynecologists for possible publication in the journal MedPress Gynecology and Obstetrics. The journal covers all areas of science & medicine. We have international readership and your work receives international recognition when published with us. Publication charges will be waived off, if you submit the Manuscript on or before 20th December 2021. All the manuscripts are assigned to unique DOI. We are pleased to have your work published in the journal next edition. Website: https://medpresspublications.com/medpress-obstetrics-and-gynecology/index.php Regards Laura Harry Editorial Assistant MedPress Publications, USA MedPress Publishers LLC, #08 The Green, STE 5053, Dover, Delaware, USA 19901 Don't like these emails? Unsubscribe or Manage Email Subscriptions Powered By FluentCRM
It seems that MedPress Gynecology and Obstetrics covers all areas of science & medicine
. So, they're not fussy. Always a mark of a quality scientific journal, that! (rolleyes)
Laura Harry's desperate. While she's pleased to inform me that MedPress Gynecology and Obstetrics is planning to release its upcoming issue in less than two weeks' time, she's hardly afraid
of completing the task due to not enough suckers paying her webcomic to shit their research onto the interwebz. Consequently, she's approaching illustrious peple like lil' ol' me to submit a Piece of writing
. Surprisingly, I'm supposed to care that my PieceOfWriting™ sustains her a lot and influences her ranking. But, really I don't.
Date: Tue, 29 Nov 2022 22:01:30 +0000 From: MedPress Gynecology and Obstetrics <gynecology-research@medpl.info> Reply-To: MedPress Gynecology and Obstetrics <gynecology-research@medpresspublications.com> Subject: Request for scientific paper to publish
Greetings I am pleased to inform you that “MedPress Gynecology and Obstetrics (ISSN 2833-4019)” is planning to release the upcoming issue by 10 December and we have too few articles to accomplish this issue. I am hardly afraid of having only a few more days in hand to accomplish the task. Hence, I have chosen some illustrious people like you to support us for the release of the upcoming issue. Therefore, will you please help us by submitting your Piece of writing? This Journal is indexed in Google Scholar and Researchgate and every article appears in these databases after publication. Your single article sustains us a lot and influences my ranking too. Hope you understand my concern and your kind attention in this regard is highly esteemed. Await your hopeful submission. Warm Regards Laura Harry MedPress Publications LLC, USA MedPress Publications LLC, #08 The Green, STE 5053, Dover, Delaware, USA 19901 Don't like these emails? Unsubscribe or Manage Email Subscriptions Powered By FluentCRM
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Dear Laura Harry, Why should I care about sustaining you and your ranking? Sincerely,
I don't think it's an unreasonable question.
MedPress Journal of Oncology
The old shtick returns: Sarah Rose is following up
on her last mail, which I didn't receive because she didn't send it. This is a variant on the false urgency ruse.
From: "Sarah Rose" <Onco@medpressarchives.online> Subject: [my email address] | MJO Date: Wed, 13 Mar 2024 00:17:13 +0530
MedPress Journal of Oncology (ISSN: 2771-8581) Dear [snip] , I want to follow up on my last email that sent you earlier this month. I haven’t received any response from you, so I wanted to ensure the email is not lost. We are welcoming articles like Research, Short Communication, Letter to Editor, Clinical images, Reviews; Mini Review on case reports and all types of clinical findings. It will be our pleasure if you take part in it by submitting your work to our publications. Note: Kindly submit your manuscript as an email attachment to this mail on or before March 27, 2024. Looking forward to working with you soon Please feel free to unsubscribe, if you feel bothered by this mails. Thanks in advance Sarah Rose.