And it's come to this

Fairy Fey

I'm currently working on a wider study of Remedy Publications' streetwalkers, and haven't been posting their individual missives. Largely because they regurgitate the same old shit, perhaps slightly reworded, just with different mailer headers. We've covered that ground before. There's no need to go over it again and again.

But, I did read this, as part of my research. And I was taken by the opening line. I read it in the voice of someone who's a little simple-minded. It amused me enough.

Date: Fri, 13 May 2022 21:08:07 +0000
Subject: New Proposal for Manuscript Submission
 Request:- Clinical Case Reports International (Impact Factor- 0.285*)
From: Editorial Manager <editor@clincri.com>
Reply-To: Editorial Manager <renebrinley@clincaserepint.net>
Greetings from Rene..! I hope you would be fine and trust this e-mail finds you well. We are glad to approach you having proficiency in the relevant themes and therefore, we would like to make a sincere effort to have your coordination as a conspicuous leading researcher with your paper submission for the Upcoming Issue of our journal. We invite you to submit a Research/Review/Case Report/Case Series/Case Presentation/Case Study/Case Blog/ Medical Images & Videos/Editorial (2-3 pages )/Short Communication (2-4 pages)/Clinical Images (150 words)/Letter to the Editor/Opinion, etc on any topic related to your research interest which falls in the journal scope so that we can process and publish it for the Volume 06. Note: Also, we are in the process of collecting the manuscripts (Reviews/Short Reports) on an emerging, rapidly evolving situation that is "Coronavirus disease (COVID-19)". If possible, kindly suggest your colleagues/friends publish their research papers on the Coronavirus disease pandemic. We would be grateful if you consider the proposal and submit your manuscript to the issue and make it successful. If you have any questions whatsoever, please reply and I’d be happy to clarify them. Thanks and Regards, Rene Brinley Editorial Manager 820 EL Camino Real, California, 94002, USA http://clincri.com/mw/index.php/lists/xc983j7798b10/unsubscribe
<img width="1" height="1" src="http://clincri.com/mw/index.php/campaigns/hk551svags25a/track-opening/[snip]" alt="" />