Funniest line ever...for today
Okay, so it was first aired in 2015, but I only came across this clip today. So it counts. Just placing it here for my own amusement, really.
From Justified s06e08, Dark as a Dungeon. It's Timothy Olyphant's delivery of the final line, and especially Christopher Boyer's facial reaction, that really make it work.
- Mortician:
Do you wish to exhume all the plots?
- Raylan Givens:
Just the two of my parents.
- Mortician:
And how long ago were they interred?
- Raylan Givens:
Her, 2000. Him, last year.
- Mortician:
And how about the manner in which they were buried?
- Raylan Givens:
I wasn't around, but I guarantee he put her in the cheapest piece of shit available.
- Mortician:
Likely an unvaulted wooden casket. And him?
- Raylan Givens:
I put him in the cheapest piece of shit available.