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Liar Lisa

Lisa Kortis has contacted me from the editorial office of Archive of Food and Nutritional Science. She doesn't provide her mailing address, but given that this is a Heighten Science Publications Inc. journal, I'm going to assume that it's in East Windsor, CT. Or, more likely than not, not.

Clarification is needed. Although I'm not expecting an intelligible, if any, reply.

Anyhow, she wants me to help the journal reach unspecified heights. That should be easy enough, whatever I do, they'll reach heights. They may not be high heights, but that's no one's problem but Lisa's.

From: Archive of Food and Nutritional Science <AFNS@hspcopen.info>
Date: Tue, 10 May 2022 13:22:11 +0530
Subject: Food and Nutritional Science Manuscript Request
Reply-To: Lisa Kortis <Lisa.AFNS@aol.com>
Greetings from the Archive of Food and Nutritional Science ISSN: 2575-0194 Currently we are seeking contributions on the areas of Food and Nutritional Science related topics. Your support and collaboration will help the journal in reaching heights, therefore we with an immense interest would like to invite you to contribute any sort of articles for upcoming issue of the journal. We collaborated with multiple providers for assigning DOI to all the published manuscripts. We provide distinguished features to publish your great work to the globe. If you are interested, kindly submit manuscript by mail. Best wishes for your continuing research, we look forward to working with you. Cordially, Lisa Kortis Editorial Office: Archive of Food and Nutritional Science USA
Dear ‘Lisa Kortis’, If I understand correctly, Archive of Food and Nutritional Science is published by Heighten Science Publications Inc. HSPI's contact page gives its address as “48 April DR, East Windsor CT 06088-9767, USA”. The telephone number is +1 (972) 924-5099, which is interesting because 972 is the area code for Dallas, TX, not East Windsor, CT. You claim that the editorial office is located in the USA. Which state would that be: Connecticut; Texas; or Telangana? The time zone of your email server is UTC+0530, which is closer to Hyderabad, the predatory publishing capital of the world, than anywhere in the USA. I'm going to take a guess that your real name is more likely to be Lekha Kumar, than Lisa Kortis.