What's that smell?

NFL HAZ TEH GAYZ

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Is there a make-up artist in the house? We have a mascara disaster here.

Must. Pander. Harder.

The US National Football League has come out in support of the alphabet soup community, declaring that (American) football is gay. As if we didn't know that already.

Real men play rugby. And they don't need to armour up. (pipe)