And it's come to this

To Shana a brother, and only 39 years younger

At 64 years of age, Van Morrison proves to the world that he can't keep it in his trousers there's life in the old dog yet. His manager has just given birth to a baby boy.

His daughter—different mother!—is 39, which is quite handy because she'll be able to babysit. I'm not sure about the hand-me-downs though.