Go big or go home
North Yorkshire Police
North Yorkshire Police pulled a BMW X5 towing a suspected stolen caravan on the M1 motorway near Garforth. According to the filth, the vehicle was fitted with cloned registration plates, and they found a selection of others upon searching it.
The eleven-year-old driver was arrested on suspicion of theft, burglary, and motoring offences, and has been released on conditional bail.
Excuse me? Stolen caravan; false plates; dangerous driving, on a motorway; and he's only eleven? Shitbag, this boy's gonna hit the big time when he graduates.
His parents must be so proud.