It's all gone to shit

Goodbye Commiefornia?
(Remedy Publications)

brick-built hotel building
1603 Capitol Avenue, Cheyenne, Wyoming: Plenty more rooms to service the clientele. (prick)

Oh no, say it isn't so! The Californian cathouse appears to be no more. It's the end of an era, although I can't honestly say I'm surprised. There's been an exodus out of Commiefornia, particularly over the last couple of years, what with soaring taxation and deteriorating standards of living. And it seems that Wyoming, like Texas and Florida, is a beneficiary of this migration.

I hadn't heard from the Belmont broads for a while, almost a year in fact. And it now appears they've been moving their operations to a Wyoming whorehouse. Belmont's gain is Cheyenne's loss.

I'd taken care to open Amelia's template, rather than actual message, to avoid activating the tracker. But the questions that this raises need answers!

Besides, she's beaming to contact [me]. So it would be remiss of me not to beam back in return.

Date: Sat, 11 Mar 2023 02:48:25 +0000
Subject: Upcoming Issue Release Reminder -Journal of
 Clinical Obstetrics, Gynecology & Infertility (ISSN 2573-8755)
From: "Journal of Clinical Obstetrics, Gynecology & Infertility (ISSN
 2573-8755)" <editor@remedyoal.com>
Reply-To: "Journal of Clinical Obstetrics, Gynecology & Infertility (ISSN
 2573-8755)" <ameliasnow@remedypublication.net>
Dear Dr. [NAME], We are beaming to contact an eminent researcher like you!! In regard with your preceding works, We are happy to invite you to submit a paper for the field of Obstetrics, Gynecology & Infertility for an upcoming issue in "Journal of Clinical Obstetrics, Gynecology & Infertility (ISSN 2573-8755)". We kindly request you to share your manuscript on any topic which falls in the journal scope, so that we can process and publish it in our upcoming Issue. As you know, you can send your valuable manuscript as an attachment via this email or use submission@remedypublications.com I hope you can help with this matter. We are looking forward to receiving your reply. Best Regards, Amelia Snow Editorial Manager Remedy Publications LLC 1603 Capitol Avenue Wyoming Suite 413A #2833, Cheyenne 82001 United States
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Amelia might think she has the better of me, since Remedy Publications' Indian HQ is in Hyderabad, not Bengaluru. But I know that. I'm simply trying to broaden her alliterative vocabulary, because that's the kinda helpful, nurturing guy I am; almost mentorial, I like to think. Besides, I'd already used whorehouse.

Admittedly, whorehouse sounds better alongside Hyderabad, due to the unpronounced w, but it looks better with Wyoming in written form. And I have no idea how a low-rent Indian harlot pronounces this shit anyway.

Dear Amelia Snow, Thank you for your message, it came as a surprise. I note that you are working at a Wyoming whorehouse. Has Remedy Publications LLC closed the Californian cathouse? Or are you really working flat on your back, legs akimbo, in the Bengaluru brothel? Sincerely,

Amelia Snow seems to think that I genuinely give a shit about Remedy Publications' PO Box change. She didn't mention Hyderabad…or my alliterative allusions. And some fell on stony ground…

But at least we have confirmation of the Belmont bordello's closure, and their part in the exodus. I guess the some issues were Gavin Newsome's tax bill. Or complaints from the neighbours.

She makes no mention of the girls who practised the world's oldest profession, offering their services there: Alyssa; Daizy; Lisa; René; Savannah; and Vanessa. Whether they've moved too, or have been left to walk the mean streets of Belmont is open to conjecture. Although I suspect that in reality they're still, as ever, humping away in Hyderabad.

Remedy Publications LLC closed at 820 EL Camino Real California 94002 United States due to some issues. Our new contact address is 1603 Capitol Avenue Wyoming Suite 413A #2833, Cheyenne 82001, United States. Kind regards, Amelia Snow USA

World Journal of Surgery and Surgical Research

It's an interesting conundrum that an Emily S. Blunt—distinguishing herself from the Emily O.L. Blunt—presents: the webcomic's editorial board will ensure that my work is accepted, although I have absolutely no clue about surgery or surgical research, other than having been under the knife once. Presumably, if you pay them enough, they'll just roll over.

I wonder if I reply, she'll come back in another time zone. What I really want to know is what the hell she means by Guide us through the Special Issue, which makes no sense whatsoever; but I want to snare her, not antagonise her.

Date: Fri, 28 Apr 2023 13:34:15 +0000
Subject: *** SPAM *** Dear Dr. [snip], Guide us through the Special Issue in
 "General Surgery: World Journal of Surgery and Surgical Research(IF: 1.989*)
From: World Journal of Surgery and Surgical Research(IF: 1.989*)
 <editor@wjssroah.com>
Reply-To: World Journal of Surgery and Surgical Research(IF: 1.989*)
 <emily.blunt@intwjssrj.com>
Dear Dr. [NAME], We hope this message finds you well. We are reaching out to invite you to participate in a ground-breaking opportunity. “World Journal of Surgery and Surgical Research (Impact Factor is 1.989*)” is now accepting articles for publication in its upcoming issue. With thousands of subscribers across the world, submitting an article would mean a significant reach and recognition of your work. Our editorial board will make sure that your work is not only accepted but also promoted among our vast audience base. We offer an efficient and transparent publication process, with no bias or discrimination of any kind. Plus, we provide our authors with helpful feedback that helps them improve their writing skills even further! Take this opportunity today and submit an article with us through the following online link: https://www.surgeryresearchjournal.com/submit-your-manuscript.php If you have any questions or concerns, feel free to reach out at emily.blunt@intwjssrj.com / emilysblunt@surgeryresearchjournal.net Thanks & Regards, Emily S. Blunt Editorial Manager Remedy Publications LLC 1603 Capitol Avenue Suite 413A #2833, Cheyenne Wyoming 82001 United States Unsubscribe
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Leading questions from potential victims really get the skeevies' blood pumping, so this should elicit a quick response. Her inclusion of her [cough] middle initial—it could stand for Sadhika, I guess—allows me to use the same salutation format as she did.

Date: Fri, 28 Apr 2023 16:05:46 +0200
Subject: Re: Dear Dr. [snip], Guide us through the Special Issue in
 "General Surgery: World Journal of Surgery and Surgical Research(IF: 1.989*)
To:  "World Journal of Surgery and Surgical Research  (IF: 1.989*)"
 <emily.blunt@intwjssrj.com>
Dear Ms Blunt Emily S, Thank you for your invitation to join the hallowed ranks of your journal’s authorship. It is indeed an honour to be associated with such a prestigious academic undertaking. For budgetary purposes, I need to know what costs are involved. Sincerely,


Unusually, Emily didn't take the bait. Perhaps I laid the gratuitous flattery on a bit too thick.

Instead, she simply shat the same campaign mail into my junk mail folder. The only differences from the previous message being the campaign tracking token and the fact that she's no longer nonsensically asking me/us to guide her through this issue; instead she offers a friendly reminder about our submission. I guess that counts as progress? (shrug)

Date: Sat, 29 Apr 2023 00:04:39 +0000
Subject: *** SPAM *** Dear Dr. [snip], Just a friendly reminder about your
 submission to World Journal of Surgery and Surgical Research (IF: 1.989*)
From: World Journal of Surgery and Surgical Research(IF: 1.989*)
 <editor@wjssroah.com>
Reply-To: World Journal of Surgery and Surgical Research(IF: 1.989*)
 <emily.blunt@intwjssrj.com>
<img width="1" height="1" src="http://98.142.247.189/mail/index.php/campaigns/sa886av2oka21/track-opening/[snip]" alt="" />

Softly, softly, catchee monkey.

Date: Sat, 29 Apr 2023 14:19:57 +0200
Subject: Re: Dear Dr. [snip], Just a friendly reminder about your
 submission to World Journal of Surgery and Surgical Research (IF: 1.989*)
To:  "World Journal of Surgery and Surgical Research  (IF: 1.989*)"
 <emily.blunt@intwjssrj.com>
Dear Emily Blunt, Thank you kindly for your invitation to take part in this ground-breaking initiative. I do have work that might fit within the theme. I need to know, however, what charges are applicable, solely for budgeting and management approval. Sincerely,

My research deserves a global audience, apparently. I realise that shitting a PDF to the web technically makes it globally available, but whether anyone will read it hosted on a garbage predatory website is another matter.

I've still yet to hear from Emily as to what APC fees are expected for this service. Third time's the charm?

Date: Mon, 22 May 2023 13:47:56 +0000
Subject: *** SPAM *** Dear Dr. [snip], Your research deserves a global audience:
 Publish with World Journal of Surgery and Surgical Research(IF: 1.989*)
From: World Journal of Surgery and Surgical Research (Impact Factor: 1.989*)
 <editor@jwjssrpa.com>
Reply-To: World Journal of Surgery and Surgical Research (Impact Factor:
 1.989*) <emilysblunt@surgeryresearchjournal.net>
Dear Dr. [NAME], We’re reaching out to inform you regarding the “World Journal of Surgery and Surgical Research (IF: 1.989*)" journal, our quarterly publication dedicated to showcasing research topics in Surgery and related fields. We believe it is a great platform to spread awareness of your research and expose it to our global network. We'd like to invite you to submit an article for consideration in our upcoming edition of the WJSSR journal. With each submission, we thoroughly assess your work and make sure it accounts for rigorous standards in modern research. You can have faith in our publication process as we take every necessary step to provide detailed review feedback for manuscripts. So don't wait any longer. We encourage you to submit your articles with us now. Thank you for your consideration, we look forward to hearing from you soon. Kindly submit your manuscript directly to this email or through the following online portal https://www.surgeryresearchjournal.com/submit-your-manuscript.php Looking forward to receiving your valuable submission. Regards, Emily S. Blunt Editorial Manager Remedy Publications LLC 1603 Capitol Avenue Suite Cheyenne Wyoming 82001 United States Unsubscribe
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Date: Mon, 22 May 2023 17:11:05 +0200
Subject: Re: Dear Dr. [snip], Your research deserves a global audience:
 Publish with World Journal of Surgery and Surgical Research(IF: 1.989*)
To:  "World Journal of Surgery and Surgical Research   (Impact Factor:
 1.989*)" <emilysblunt@surgeryresearchjournal.net>
Dear Ms Blunt, I cannot make any submission without management approval, and part of that approval process is an understanding of the costs involved. Unless there are no fees, of course! Sincerely

Another day, another opportunity for Emily to crap into my junk mail folder. Yes, I realise that this is a template; but telling me that she's tried to contact me several times without response is, frankly, insulting. I've tried several times to contact her, without response. The difference being, I've documented it here!

Date: Tue, 23 May 2023 10:13:02 +0000
Subject: *** SPAM *** Dear Dr. [snip], World Journal of Surgery and Surgical
 Research(IF: 1.989*): Where innovative ideas in [Surgery] meet publication
From: World Journal of Surgery and Surgical Research(Impact Factor: 1.989)
 <editor@jpub.jwjssrp.com>
Reply-To: World Journal of Surgery and Surgical Research(Impact Factor: 1.989)
 <emilysblunt@surgeryresearchjournal.net>
Dear Dr. [NAME], We hope this message finds you well. We understand the time and effort you have put into your research and would really appreciate your input in our upcoming publication. We value your expertise and views on the subject and are confident it will help to make it a success. Unfortunately, we've tried to contact you several times, but have failed to get a response from you. We would like to give you one last chance before the publication is released, so please let us know if you are willing to contribute ASAP. Every comment will be credited properly and your contributions will surely be appreciated. We welcome all types of articles related to the field of Surgery, and we believe your research would be a great fit for our publication. Kindly submit your manuscript directly to this email or through the following online portal https://www.surgeryresearchjournal.com/submit-your-manuscript.php Looking forward to receiving your valuable submission. Regards, Emily S. Blunt Editorial Manager Remedy Publications LLC 1603 Capitol Avenue Wyoming 82001 United States Unsubscribe
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Date: Tue, 23 May 2023 13:49:25 +0200
Subject: Re: Dear Dr. [snip], World Journal of Surgery and Surgical
 Research(IF: 1.989*): Where innovative ideas in [Surgery] meet publication
To:  "World Journal of Surgery and Surgical Research    (Impact Factor:
 1.989)" <emilysblunt@surgeryresearchjournal.net>,
	<editor@jpub.jwjssrp.com>
Dear Emily Blunt, I have tried on several occasions to elicit more information from you regarding submission, and you have either not received my requests or have ignored them. Kind regards,

The editor@jpub.jwjssrp.com address is clearly just a fake for bypassing block rules. The mail delivery system returned an undeliverable error.


The fifth dump in the space of four weeks, we've got ourselves a keen one here. My first instinct was to try the unsubscribe link, but I might save that for the sixth campaign. For now, I'll comment on how esteemed her grubby webcomic really is.

Date: Tue, 30 May 2023 06:08:01 +0000
Subject: *** SPAM *** Dear Dr. [snip], World Journal of Surgery and Surgical
 Research(IF: 1.989*): Publish your ground breaking research in our esteemed
 journal
From: World Journal of Surgery and Surgical Research (Impact Factor: 1.989*)
 <editor@jwjssrpa.com>
Reply-To: World Journal of Surgery and Surgical Research (Impact Factor:
 1.989*) <emilysblunt@surgeryresearchjournal.net>
Dear Dr. [NAME], We’re reaching out to inform you regarding the “World Journal of Surgery and Surgical Research (IF: 1.989*)" journal, our quarterly publication dedicated to showcasing research topics in Surgery and related fields. We believe it is a great platform to spread awareness of your research and expose it to our global network. We'd like to invite you to submit an article for consideration in our upcoming edition of the WJSSR journal. With each submission, we thoroughly assess your work and make sure it accounts for rigorous standards in modern research. You can have faith in our publication process as we take every necessary step to provide detailed review feedback for manuscripts. So don't wait any longer. We encourage you to submit your articles with us now. Thank you for your consideration, we look forward to hearing from you soon. Kindly submit your manuscript directly to this email or through the following online portal https://www.surgeryresearchjournal.com/submit-your-manuscript.php Looking forward to receiving your valuable submission. Regards, Emily S. Blunt Editorial Manager Remedy Publications LLC 1603 Capitol Avenue Suite Cheyenne Wyoming 82001 United States Unsubscribe
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Date: Tue, 30 May 2023 10:50:38 +0200
Subject: Re: Dear Dr. [snip], World Journal of Surgery and Surgical
 Research(IF: 1.989*): Publish your ground breaking research in our esteemed
 journal
To:  "World Journal of Surgery and Surgical Research   (Impact Factor:
 1.989*)" <emilysblunt@surgeryresearchjournal.net>
World Journal of Surgery and Surgical Research is not an “esteemed journal”, it is a predatory webcomic.

This is a turn up for the books: Emily S. Blunt has given way to a new doxy on the bordello's roster, Sophia Grace.

Sophia has invited me to Be a part of cutting-edge research in [Surgery]. I wonder if that's a deliberate attempt at humour: cutting-edge, surgery; geddit? [tumbleweed]

Anyhow, a couple of trivialities came to my attention. Firstly, the domain name of her email address; oapublications.net. This has been noted only twice before on this blog, once when used by Sophia's fellow bedbanger at Remedy Publications, Francesca Redesdale, and the other used by one of the Medtext molls, Celestia Grace.

The other thing that struck me, when I opened her message in view source mode, so as to avoid activating the tracking image, was that there was no tracking image! Nor any links to a campaign server. Not only that, but whereas the campaign messages tend to be a garble of encoded HTML soup, this one was relatively simple in comparison. The HTML is copied below, for reference.

I don't know if there's any significance to these observations. I'm just noting them here for possible future reference.

Date: Fri, 16 Jun 2023 10:43:17 +0530
From: Editorial manager <sophia_grace@oapublications.net>
Subject: Dear Dr. [snip] - Be a part of cutting-edge research in
 [Surgery] by publishing with World Journal of Surgery and Surgical
 Research(IF: 1.989*)
Dear Dr. [snip], Greetings..! We hope this message finds you well. We are reaching out to invite you to participate in a groundbreaking opportunity. WJSSR journal is now accepting articles for publication in its upcoming issue. With thousands of subscribers across the world, submitting an article would mean a significant reach and recognition of your work. Our editorial board will make sure that your work is not only accepted but also promoted among our vast audience base. We offer an efficient and transparent publication process, with no bias or discrimination of any kind. Plus, we provide our authors with helpful feedback that helps them improve their writing skills even further! Take this opportunity today and submit an article with us. If you have any questions or concerns, feel free to reach out at this email. Thank you for your time. Thanks & Regards, Sophia Grace Editorial Manager 1603 Capitol Avenue Suite 413A #2833, Cheyenne, Wyoming 82001 United States Note: If you do not want to get any further emails from us, please reply as UNSUBSCRIBE.

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<html>
  <head>
    <meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=UTF-8">
  </head>
  <body>
    <p><font face="Times New Roman"><b>Dear Dr. [snip],</b><br>
        <br>
        Greetings..!<br>
        <br>
        We hope this message finds you well.<br>
        <br>
        We are reaching out to invite you to participate in a
        groundbreaking opportunity. WJSSR journal is now accepting
        articles for publication in its upcoming issue. With thousands
        of subscribers across the world, submitting an article would
        mean a significant reach and recognition of your work.<br>
        <br>
        Our editorial board will make sure that your work is not only
        accepted but also promoted among our vast audience base. We
        offer an efficient and transparent publication process, with no
        bias or discrimination of any kind. Plus, we provide our authors
        with helpful feedback that helps them improve their writing
        skills even further!<br>
        <br>
        Take this opportunity today and submit an article with us. If
        you have any questions or concerns, feel free to reach out at
        this email.<br>
        <br>
        Thank you for your time.<br>
        <br>
        Thanks & Regards,<br>
        Sophia Grace<br>
        Editorial Manager<br>
        1603 Capitol Avenue Suite 413A #2833,<br>
        Cheyenne, Wyoming 82001<br>
        United States</font></p>
    <p><font face="Times New Roman"><br>
      </font></p>
    <p><font face="Times New Roman"><span
          style="font-size:7.5pt;color:#222222"><b>Note: </b>If you do
          not want to get any further emails from us, please reply as <b>UNSUBSCRIBE.</b></span></font></p>
  </body>
</html>

Sophia Grace's turn at the helm appears to have been cut short, as Emily S. Blunt returns from her treatment at the clap clinic.

Date: Sun, 23 Jul 2023 09:21:20 +0000
Subject: *** SPAM *** Dear Dr. [snip], Support upcoming researchers with your work -
 World Journal of Surgery and Surgical Research (IF: 1.3640*)
From: World Journal of Surgery and Surgical Research (Impact Factor: 1.989*)
 <editor@jwjssrpblctn.com>
Reply-To: World Journal of Surgery and Surgical Research (Impact Factor:
 1.989*) <emilysblunt@surgeryresearchjournal.net>
Eminent Researcher. [NAME], We are delighted to invite you to submit a manuscript for the upcoming issue of “World Journal of Surgery and Surgical Research (IF: 1.989*)”. Our journal aims to provide an international platform for researchers to share their latest findings and developments in the field of Surgery and Surgical research. Your contribution will be highly appreciated and will help us in providing quality content for our readers. We would be honoured if you take this opportunity to share your expertise with our readers. Kindly attach your manuscript directly to this email or through the following submission portal submission: https://www.surgeryresearchjournal.com/submit-your-manuscript.php We look forward to receiving your submission soon. Please feel free to contact us if you have any questions or need any assistance. Sincerely, Emily S. Blunt Editorial Manager Remedy Publications Suite 413A #2833, Cheyenne Wyoming 82001 United States Unsubscribe
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Time to try that unsubscribe link.


Unsubscribing bought a mere three months' respite, because Emily has returned!

Date: Tue, 17 Oct 2023 21:06:21 +0000
Subject: Dear Dr. [snip], High Priority Invitation for CFP: World
 Journal of Surgery and Surgical Research(IF: 1.989*)
From: World Journal of Surgery and Surgical Research (Impact Factor: 1.989*)
 <editor@host1.wrldsurgresjou.com>
Reply-To: World Journal of Surgery and Surgical Research (Impact Factor:
 1.989*) <emilysblunt@surgeryresearchjournal.net>
Dear Dr. [NAME], We’re reaching out to inform you regarding the “World Journal of Surgery and Surgical Research (IF: 1.989*)" journal, our quarterly publication dedicated to showcasing research topics in Surgery and related fields. We believe it is a great platform to spread awareness of your research and expose it to our global network. We'd like to invite you to submit an article for consideration in our upcoming edition of the WJSSR journal. With each submission, we thoroughly assess your work and make sure it accounts for rigorous standards in modern research. You can have faith in our publication process as we take every necessary step to provide detailed review feedback for manuscripts. So don't wait any longer. We encourage you to submit your articles with us now. Thank you for your consideration, we look forward to hearing from you soon. Kindly submit your manuscript directly to this email or through the following online portal https://www.surgeryresearchjournal.com/submit-manuscript.php Looking forward to receiving your valuable submission. Regards, Emily S. Blunt Editorial Manager World Journal of Surgery and Surgical Research™ USA
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Date: Sun, 22 Oct 2023 16:39:43 +0100
Subject: Re: Dear Dr. [snip], High Priority Invitation for CFP: World
 Journal of Surgery and Surgical Research(IF: 1.989*)
To:  "World Journal of Surgery and Surgical Research   (Impact Factor:
 1.989*)" <emilysblunt@surgeryresearchjournal.net>
I unsubscribed from WJSSR in July. Why am I receiving your solicitatons?

I realise that the whole We tried several times but there is no response from your side spiel is just bullshit in a template and it's unrelated to her approach last week, but it was too good an opportunity to let slip.

Date: Wed, 25 Oct 2023 12:27:26 +0000
Subject: Dear Dr. [snip], Awaiting for your Valuable Manuscript
 Submission - World Journal of Surgery and Surgical Research(Impact Factor:
 1.989*)
From: World Journal of Surgery and Surgical Research(Impact Factor: 1.989*)
 <editor@s1.ofc.wrldsurgresjour.com>
Reply-To: World Journal of Surgery and Surgical Research(Impact Factor:
 1.989*) <emilysblunt@surgeryresearchjournal.net>
Dear Dr. [NAME], We tried several times but there is no response from your side, please submit your manuscript. By understanding your research profile and previous publications, our journal acknowledges your excellence and expertise in the specialty of Surgery and Surgical Research. World Journal of Surgery and Surgical Research™(Impact Factor: 1.989*) follow fast peer-review process (15-25 days) and rapid publication of the articles. We are planning to release our Journal's Volume 6/Issue 10 by November 30, 2023. We maintain the highest quality standards and publish quality articles from authors all over the world. Please submit your mansucript here: submissions@surgeryresearchjournal.com Please submit your valuable manuscripts to our journal upcoming issue as soon as possible. We are awaiting for your prompt submisison. Regards, Emily S. Blunt Editorial Manager World Journal of Surgery and Surgical Research™ 1603 Capitol Avenue Suite 413A #2833, Cheyenne Wyoming 82001, USA
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Subject: Re: Dear Dr. [snip], Awaiting for your Valuable Manuscript Submission - World Journal of Surgery and Surgical Research(Impact Factor: 1.989*)
Date: Wed, 25 Oct 2023 19:29:46 +0100
To: World Journal of Surgery and Surgical Research <emilysblunt@surgeryresearchjournal.net>
I did reply. I advised that I'd already unsubscribed from WJSSR. PLEASE STOP SENDING EMAILS.

Journal of Research Notes

Research notes are notes made during the course of research, natch. They're a shorthand record of events that'll hopefully form the basis for something greater: a report; academic publication; or thesis etc. That they would themselves be published seems beyond belief; unless they're of historical importance, written by the hand of a illustrious scientist in the course of a monumental discovery, of course.

But, in an attempt to find another avenue through which to further pillage the academic record for profit, Remedy Publications have a webcomic entitled Journal of Research Notes. For the love of Pete! (SMH)

Unlike many of her fellow sex workers plying the world's oldest profession at Remedy's Hyderabad whorehouse, Lucy/Luxmi hasn't attempted to obfuscate her mail server's time zone.

Date: Tue, 26 Sep 2023 12:32:48 +0530
From: Editoral Manager <editor@rmdypblctns.com>
Reply-To: editor@rmdypblctns.com
Subject: *** SPAM *** We found you through your previous outstanding articles: Journal of Research Notes
Dear [snip], We sincerely hope you are well and reading this email. You are receiving this email in relation to the future issue release of "Journal of Research Notes (ISSN 2641-1393)". You are cordially invited to contribute a manuscript. If you're interested,please submit your article. I’m hoping you'll respond favorably, Email us if you're interested in learning more. We look forward to a successful working relationship in the future if you have any questions or need more information. Thank you, Best regards, Lucy Harper Editorial Manager 1603 Capitol Avenue Suite 413A #2833 Cheyenne, Wyoming 82001, USA -- Click Here to unsubscribe from this newsletter.
<img border="0" src="http://elink.rmdypblctns.com/vtrack?clientid=[snip]&[snip]&ml=[snip]&sl=[snip]&c=[snip]" >
Date: Tue, 26 Sep 2023 12:47:44 +0200
Subject: Re: We found you through your previous outstanding articles: Journal
 of Research Notes
To: <editor@rmdypblctns.com>
Dear Lucy Harper, or is that Luxmi Harijan? You claim to be in Wyoming. But I suspect that, like your mail server, you're really based somewhere within Narendra Modi's fetid, skeevy shithole.

Harijan is not an Indian surname. It's another term for Dalit or untouchable, but it sounds like it could morph into Harper for westernisation purposes.


Lucy/Luxmi now has a personal email address, although her fake name is touchingly misspelled as Lusy. You'd have to have a heart of stone not to laugh at the incompetence. An incompetence that's also embodied in the transposition of Wyoming to the opposite side of the Atlantic Ocean.

But, if any of her shit's to be believed, it seems that Journal of Research Notes has nothing to do with experimental or even observational research per se, but is instead just another webcomic churning out case studies. How drear. (snooze)

Date: Sat, 14 Oct 2023 00:15:36 +0000
Subject: Dear Dr. [snip], Checking in on your submission status to
 Journal of Research Notes (ISSN 2641-1393)
From: Remedy Publications <editor@remdypbltns.com>
Reply-To: Remedy Publications <lusyharper@remedyp.com>
Dear Dr. [NAME] , Best wishes from "Journal of Research Notes (ISSN 2641-1393)" As an expert in your field, I believe that your knowledge and experience would be valuable in helping to expand our collection of case reports. We are seeking high-quality case reports that present unusual or challenging cases, provide unique insights into diagnosis or treatment, or describe novel approaches to patient care. Please note that all submitted case reports will undergo a rigorous peer-review process by our editorial team, and we will notify you of the outcome of the review as soon as possible. We are committed to disseminating quality research findings, and we appreciate your interest in contributing to our publication. If you have any questions or concerns, please do not hesitate to contact us. We kindly request you to submit the manuscript directly to this email or Submission mail id: submission@remedypublications.com Thank you for your time and consideration. I look forward to hearing from you soon. Best regards, Lucy harper 1603 Capitol Avenue Cheyenne Wyoming 82001 United Kingdom https://journal.remdypbltns.com/panel/index.php/lists/pr101gsym3e71/unsubscribe
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Date: Sat, 14 Oct 2023 17:22:16 +0200
Subject: Re: Dear Dr. [snip], Checking in on your submission status to
 Journal of Research Notes (ISSN 2641-1393)
To: Remedy Publications <lusyharper@remedyp.com>
Dear Lusy, Wyoming is in the USA, not the UK. And you’re in neither, are you?

Oncology Case Reports Journal

Jessica M Viewer draws a new webcomic to my attention. Oncology Case Reports Journal brings together two of my favourite things in the whole, wide world: cancer and case reports. The title of my next manuscript almost writes itself.

Date: Sun, 20 Aug 2023 03:07:09 +0000
Subject: Re: Dr. [snip] - Submission Request
From: Editor-in-Chief <editor@jrmdyd.info>
Reply-To: Editor-in-Chief <jessicamviewer@remedypublication.net>
Dear Dr. [NAME], We hope this email finds you well. We are reaching out to invite you to submit your innovative manuscript to our Oncology Case Reports Journal (ISSN 2641-9173). As a publishing company committed to nurturing fresh and groundbreaking ideas, we believe that your manuscript has the potential to make a significant impact. Our team of experienced editors and industry professionals are passionate about discovering new talent and helping authors like yourself grow their careers. We understand the importance of getting your work noticed by the right readers, and we have a proven track record on publication. In addition, our team is always available to provide guidance and answer any questions you may have along the way. We take great pride in fostering strong relationships with our authors and ensuring that their vision is brought to life in the most authentic way possible. We look forward to reviewing your submission and potentially embarking on this exciting journey together. Should you have any inquiries or require further assistance, please do not hesitate to reach out via email. Best regards, Jessica M Viewer Editorial Manager 1603 Capitol Avenue Suite 413A #2833 Cheyenne, Wyoming 82001, USA Disclaimer: If you do not want to get any further emails from the journal, please reply as UNSUBSCRIBE
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Date: Sun, 20 Aug 2023 13:49:48 +0200
Subject: Re: Dr. [snip] - Submission Request
To: Editor-in-Chief <jessicamviewer@remedypublication.net>
Dear Jessica M Viewer, I have a manuscript entitled “The cancer of case reports journals” which may be a suitable addition to your webcomic. Sincerely,

World Journal of Physical and Rehabilitation Medicine

Jessica M Viewer has now also made the transfer from Belmont to Cheyenne via Hyderabad, and introduces me to a new webcomic: World Journal of Physical and Rehabilitation Medicine. She starts out well enough, by praising my previous published work as excellent. (proud)

Unfortunately, the illusion was destroyed when she claimed my publications are within the scope of her comic. This means that either she doesn't know what she's talking about; she's lying to me; or she has confused me with some other schmuck.

Oh, that's right, this is a generic template, sent out to a generic shitlist. So she's lying to all of us, the two-faced bitch! (angry)

Date: Thu, 15 Jun 2023 11:30:32 +0000
Subject: *** SPAM *** The ideal platform to share your latest research discoveries - World
 Journal of Physical and Rehabilitation Medicine (ISSN 2835-5210)
From: World Journal of Physical and Rehabilitation Medicine (ISSN 2835-5210)
 <editor@jrmdyb.com>
Reply-To: World Journal of Physical and Rehabilitation Medicine (ISSN
 2835-5210) <jessicamviewer@remedypublication.net>
Dear Dr. [NAME], As we have not received any response from you, we are contacting you once again. On behalf of the World Journal of Physical and Rehabilitation Medicine (ISSN 2835-5210), we are bringing to your kind notice about our journal's upcoming issue. Your previous publications are excellent, as your publications are within the scope of our journal, we are contacting you regarding your next manuscript submission. We accept all types of manuscripts. We are expecting your contribution towards our journal with your valuable submission. Please submit your manuscript as an attachment to this email. Click here for online submission: Submit Manuscript Feel free to contact us for any more information. Best Regards, Jessica M Viewer Editorial Manager 1603 Capitol Avenue Suite 413A #2833 Wyoming Cheyenne 82001, USA Unsubscribe
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Sports Medicine and Rehabilitation

I have zero interest in sports, other than the odd bout of sub-amateur participation, and even less interest in medicine, so I'm at a loss to understand why Lucy/Lusy/Luxmi might consider my knowledge and experience to be valuable in expanding her worthless collection of yet more bloody case reports. Oh, that's right, the holy trinity of low-hanging fruit: template; indiscriminate shitlist; APC.

And the stupid bitch still seems to think Wyoming is in the UK. (LOL)

Date: Sat, 21 Oct 2023 08:15:30 +0000
Subject: *** SPAM *** Dear Dr. [snip], Sports Medicine Innovations: Be Part of Our
Growing Community
From: Remedy Publications <editor@host1.remdypbltns.com>
Reply-To: Remedy Publications <lusyharper@remedyp.com>
Dear Dr. [NAME] , Best wishes from "Sports Medicine and Rehabilitation (ISSN 2573-6086))" As an expert in your field, I believe that your knowledge and experience would be valuable in helping to expand our collection of case reports. We are seeking high-quality case reports that present unusual or challenging cases, provide unique insights into diagnosis or treatment, or describe novel approaches to patient care. Please note that all submitted case reports will undergo a rigorous peer-review process by our editorial team, and we will notify you of the outcome of the review as soon as possible. We are committed to disseminating quality research findings, and we appreciate your interest in contributing to our publication. If you have any questions or concerns, please do not hesitate to contact us. We kindly request you to submit the manuscript directly to this email or Submission mail id: submission@remedypublications.com Thank you for your time and consideration. I look forward to hearing from you soon. Best regards, Lucy harper 1603 Capitol Avenue Cheyenne Wyoming 82001 United Kingdom https://journal.remdypbltns.com/panel/index.php/lists/tb643whrb23e2/unsubscribe
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Clinical Case Reports International

Another of the Belmont broads has made it to the Wyoming whorehouse. Yes, heeeere's Rene! Once again pimping CCRI, and finding herself in my junk mail folder; not because of local block rules, for she's using a new From header to circumvent them, as per usual.

I opened her template using the highlighted portion of the tracking URL. But, what the hell, I then opened her message, just to try the unsubscribe offer. Opening the message adds two tokens to the end of the unsubscribe URL; I don't know what they represent—I assume that ra266g4xfe7ce is the campaign template ID—so I've snipped them both.

Date: Wed, 07 Jun 2023 08:19:12 +0000
Subject: *** SPAM *** Dear Dr. [snip], Manuscripts Submission Request for Upcoming
 Issue:- Clinical Case Reports International (Impact Factor- 0.285*)
From: Editorial Manager <editor@jccripbl.com>
Reply-To: Editorial Manager <renebrinley@clincaserepint.net>
Dear Dr. [NAME], Hearty greetings to you, I hope you would be fine and trust this e-mail finds you well. This is Rene, Editorial Manager of Clinical Case Reports International (Impact Factor- 0.285*). We have some ongoing and upcoming issues, which will be launched shortly. If you're interested to write and submit a manuscript, kindly share a Research/Review/Case Report/Case Series/Case Blog/Short Communication (2-4 pages)/Clinical Images (150 words)/Letter to the Editor/Opinion on any topic related to your research interest which falls in the journal scope, so that we can process and publish it for the Volume 07. All published articles will be provided with Digital Object Identifier (DOI) issued by Crossref. Please let us know when we can expect your submission at your earliest convenience. We would be grateful if you consider the proposal and submit your manuscript to the issue and make it successful. Looking forward to hearing from you soon. Best Regards, Rene Brinley Editorial Manager 1603 Capitol Avenue, Suite 413A #2833, Cheyenne, Wyoming 94002 http://98.142.247.182/mail/index.php/lists/ra266g4xfe7ce/unsubscribe
<img width="1" height="1" src="http://98.142.247.182/mail/index.php/campaigns/dj5911owvwfdd/track-opening/[snip]" alt="" />
Dear Dr. [snip], Hearty greetings to you, I hope you would be fine and trust this e-mail finds you well. This is Rene, Editorial Manager of Clinical Case Reports International (Impact Factor- 0.285*). We have some ongoing and upcoming issues, which will be launched shortly. If you're interested to write and submit a manuscript, kindly share a Research/Review/Case Report/Case Series/Case Blog/Short Communication (2-4 pages)/Clinical Images (150 words)/Letter to the Editor/Opinion on any topic related to your research interest which falls in the journal scope, so that we can process and publish it for the Volume 07. All published articles will be provided with Digital Object Identifier (DOI) issued by Crossref. Please let us know when we can expect your submission at your earliest convenience. We would be grateful if you consider the proposal and submit your manuscript to the issue and make it successful. Looking forward to hearing from you soon. Best Regards, Rene Brinley Editorial Manager 1603 Capitol Avenue, Suite 413A #2833, Cheyenne, Wyoming 94002 http://98.142.247.182/mail/index.php/lists/ra266g4xfe7ce/unsubscribe/[snip]/[snip]

I've previously noted the similarity between the unsubscribe forms used by Remedy and Medtext. They both use the MailWizz bulk emailer software, and these are simply the unsubscribe template in action.


I'm more pissed than ever with Remedy Rene now. It's not only AJOHNS for which the unsubscribe option doesn't work. I unsubscribed from CCRI only ten days ago. Hrmph!

Date: Sat, 17 Jun 2023 04:09:23 +0000
Subject: Dear Dr. [snip], Submission Request for Upcoming Issue:-
 Clinical Case Reports International (Impact Factor- 0.285*)
From: Editorial Manager <editor@jccripbl.com>
Reply-To: Editorial Manager <renebrinley@clincaserepint.net>
Dear Dr. [NAME], Greetings!! “Clinical Case Reports International (Impact Factor- 0.285*)”, welcomes you to submit an article for the Upcoming Issue is about to be released in this month. Having gone through your few interesting articles and based on your area of expertise we strongly believe and encourage you to submit your next article for publication in our journal's next issue. Kindly contribute a manuscript like Research/Review/Case Reports /Short Communication (2-4 pages)/Clinical Images (150 words)/Letter to the Editor/Opinion which would be considered for publication. We assure you to publish the highest standard and quality articles to our authors. We maintain a fast-track Peer Review Process and publish the manuscript within 2-3 weeks. I hope you can help with this matter. We are looking forward to receiving your reply. Best Regards, Rene Brinley Editorial Manager 1603 Capitol Avenue, Suite 413A #2833, Cheyenne, Wyoming 82001, USA http://98.142.247.182/mail/index.php/lists/wz647wg91l93a/unsubscribe
Dear Dr. [snip], Greetings!! “Clinical Case Reports International (Impact Factor- 0.285*)”, welcomes you to submit an article for the Upcoming Issue is about to be released in this month. Having gone through your few interesting articles and based on your area of expertise we strongly believe and encourage you to submit your next article for publication in our journal's next issue. Kindly contribute a manuscript like Research/Review/Case Reports /Short Communication (2-4 pages)/Clinical Images (150 words)/Letter to the Editor/Opinion which would be considered for publication. We assure you to publish the highest standard and quality articles to our authors. We maintain a fast-track Peer Review Process and publish the manuscript within 2-3 weeks. I hope you can help with this matter. We are looking forward to receiving your reply. Best Regards, Rene Brinley Editorial Manager 1603 Capitol Avenue, Suite 413A #2833, Cheyenne, Wyoming 82001, USA http://98.142.247.182/mail/index.php/lists/wz647wg91l93a/unsubscribe/[snip]/go221kght6069
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Date: Sat, 17 Jun 2023 10:31:47 +0200
Subject: Re: Dear Dr. [snip], Submission Request for Upcoming Issue:-
 Clinical Case Reports International (Impact Factor- 0.285*)
To: Editorial Manager <renebrinley@clincaserepint.net>
I unsubscribed from your shitlist 10 days ago: REMOVE MY EMAIL ADDRESS NOW!!!

Clearly, this bitch has no morals. Or clue. It's time to show her I know her for what she is.

Date: Fri, 23 Jun 2023 22:06:34 +0000
Subject: Dear Dr. [snip], Short Communication Submission Request for
 Current Issue:- Clinical Case Reports International (Impact Factor- 0.285*)
From: Editorial Manager <editor@jccripblc.com>
Reply-To: Editorial Manager <renebrinley@clincaserepint.net>
Dear Dr. [NAME], Greetings of the day, I hope you would be fine and trust this e-mail finds you well. “Clinical Case Reports International (Impact Factor- 0.285*)”, welcomes you to submit an article for the upcoming Issue that is about to be released. We approach you for reliable original papers like Research/Reviews/Case Reports/Case Studies/Case Presentations/Case Series/Clinical Images/Editorials/Short Communication (2-4 pages)/Mini Review (2-4 pages)/Commentary/Opinion/Letter to the Editor on any topic related to your research interest which falls in the journal scope so that we can process and publish it. All published articles will be provided with Digital Object Identifier (DOI) issued by Crossref. Please let us know when we can expect your submission at your earliest convenience. We would be grateful if you consider the proposal and submit your manuscript to the issue and make it successful. Looking forward to hearing from you soon. Regards Rene Brinley Editorial Manager 1603 Capitol Avenue, Suite 413A #2833, Cheyenne, Wyoming 82001, USA http://168.119.52.244/mail/index.php/lists/gd080g60tfd69/unsubscribe
<img width="1" height="1" src="http://168.119.52.244/mail/index.php/campaigns/gn831qq13x589/track-opening/[snip]" alt="" />
Date: Sat, 24 Jun 2023 00:17:52 +0200
Subject: Re: Dear Dr. [snap], Short Communication Submission Request
 for Current Issue:- Clinical Case Reports International (Impact Factor-
 0.285*)
To: Editorial Manager <renebrinley@clincaserepint.net>
Fuck off you cheap Indian whore

(cocktail) (beer) (thumbup)


American Journal of Otolaryngology and Head and Neck Surgery

Savannah Williams is the first of the old Belmont broads to break cover and reveal she made the move to Cheyenne. Again pimping for my go-to publication for impactful research in Otolaryngology and Head and Neck, as if I really needed one.

But she appreciates my [cough] efforts towards finding new solutions, and is very impressed with my writings, so that's reassuring. (rolleyes)

Date: Sat, 22 Apr 2023 15:05:48 +0000
Subject: *** SPAM *** "American Journal of Otolaryngology and Head and Neck
Surgery(Impact Factor 0.993*)" Your go-to
publication for impactful research in Otolaryngology and Head and Neck
From: American Journal of Otolaryngology and Head and Neck Surgery (ISSN
2640-6640) <editor@ajohnsoai.com>
Reply-To: American Journal of Otolaryngology and Head and Neck Surgery (ISSN
2640-6640) <savannah@intajohnsj.com>
Dear Dr. [NAME], We are very grateful and appreciate all your efforts towards finding new solutions. "(Impact Factor 0.993*) American Journal of Otolaryngology and Head and Neck Surgery (ISSN 2640-6640)” open-access journal following peer-review process for manuscript submissions. The goal of this journal is to provide a platform for scientists and academicians all over the world to promote, share, and discuss various new issues and developments in different areas of Otolaryngology and Head and Neck Surgery. We are very impressed with your writings so we are pleased to invite you to submit an Original Research/Review/Case Reports which would be considered for publication and contribute your work on this email as an attachment.. Kindly submit your manuscript as an email attachment to this same E-mail id. We appreciate your submission on/before 30th April 2023. Best Regards, Savannah Williams Editorial Manager 1603 Capitol Avenue Suite 413A #2833 Cheyenne, Wyoming 82001 United States
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Two weeks have passed, and now Savannah/Saanvi has had a glance at my interesting contributions, which are very innovative & interesting. If I thought for a single moment she knew what she was talking about, and this wasn't just crap that she shat out to a shitlist, I'd feel a swell of pride. As it is, nothing's swollen, with pride or anything else.

She wants me to help them out by submitting my latest research. As it stands, I want her to show herself; her real time zone, that is. So, perhaps I can accommodate her request for a positive response, even if it's only temporary.

Date: Mon, 08 May 2023 16:43:18 +0000
Subject: *** SPAM *** Help us out by submitting your latest research Dr.
 [snip]-(Impact Factor 0.993*)American Journal of Otolaryngology and Head and
 Neck Surgery (ISSN 2640-6640)
From: American Journal of Otolaryngology and Head and Neck Surgery (ISSN
 2640-6640) <editor@jajohnsp.com>
Reply-To: American Journal of Otolaryngology and Head and Neck Surgery (ISSN
 2640-6640) <savannah@intajohnsj.com>
Dear Dr. [NAME] We Editorial team of “American Journal of Otolaryngology and Head and Neck Surgery (ISSN 2640-6640) (IF- 0.993*)” invites all researchers to publish their latest innovations in an upcoming issue going to be released on 30th May 2023. We had a glance at your interesting contributions are very innovative & interesting; based on your impressive research records I sincerely request you to submit your innovative article to our journal. Kindly submit it as an attachment to this mail: savannah@intajohnsj.com (OR) you can submit it in the online website http://remedysubmissions.com/ajohns of our journal on or before 30th May 2023. We will be looking forward to hearing a positive response from you soon. Thank you for your time and consideration towards our invitation. Best Regards Savannah Williams 1603 Capitol Avenue Suite 413A #2833 Cheyenne, Wyoming 82001 United States
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Date: Mon, 08 May 2023 19:42:12 +0200
Subject: Re: Help us out by submitting your latest research Dr. 
 [snip]-(Impact Factor 0.993*)American Journal of Otolaryngology and Head and
 Neck Surgery (ISSN 2640-6640)
To:  "American Journal of Otolaryngology and Head and Neck Surgery   (ISSN
 2640-6640)" <savannah@intajohnsj.com>
Dear Savannah Williams, Thank you for your invitation to submit my latest research to your learned journal, American Journal of Otolaryngology and Head and Neck Surgery. I do have a manuscript in preparation, but I’m afraid that I will be away for two weeks, and it probably won’t be ready for submission until early June. Is it possible to extend the deadline by a week? Sincerely,

Oh well, that didn't work, at least not as expected. She's still using the mail server with its time zone set to UTC+0000. But, looking further into the mail headers, what's this? A hosted Outlook Exchange server—Office 365 I guess—with INDPRD01 as part of its fully-qualified domain name. For comparison, the FQDN of the 365 server used by InstantlyForgettableNameCorp includes EURP194, and is undoutedly hosted somewhere in Europe.

Hmmmz…INDPRD01…IND…India? (thinking)

Could this hosted Outlook server be located in, or otherwise service, the skeevy subcontinent?

Received: from MAZPR01MB8066.INDPRD01.PROD.OUTLOOK.COM
 ([fe80::def4:69fb:a88d:7a81]) by MAZPR01MB8066.INDPRD01.PROD.OUTLOOK.COM
 ([fe80::def4:69fb:a88d:7a81%7]) with mapi id 15.20.6363.033; Tue, 9 May 2023
 04:46:00 +0000
From: Savannah Williams <savannah@intajohnsj.com>
Subject: Re: Help us out by submitting your latest research Dr. 
 [snip]-(Impact Factor 0.993*)American Journal of Otolaryngology and Head and
 Neck Surgery (ISSN 2640-6640)
Thread-Topic: Help us out by submitting your latest research Dr. 
 [snip]-(Impact Factor 0.993*)American Journal of Otolaryngology and Head and
 Neck Surgery (ISSN 2640-6640)
Thread-Index: AQHZgdRvYJqWU/33lEq3OrS1wTk9yq9RXba7
Importance: high
X-Priority: 1
Disposition-Notification-To: Savannah Williams <savannah@intajohnsj.com>
Return-Receipt-To: <savannah@intajohnsj.com>
Date: Tue, 9 May 2023 04:46:00 +0000
Thank you for responding our mail [snip], Yes we ready to extend dead line Kindly submit your manuscript as per your your possiblity We will consider it for Next upcoming issue Awaiting for your submission Best Regards Savannah Williams

It appears that having a deadline extension doesn't absolve one from receiving additional campaign solicitations. (rolleyes)

And you'd think that an email signature would be a case of set it and forget it, right? So how can Savannah get it wrong with Savananh just now? I realise that this is a template held on a campaign mail server, but it shouldn't be too difficult to copy/paste her signature. Anyone would think she's a skeevy, low-rent Indian ho, rather than a highly-capable, professional American journal editor.

In the interests of science, I opened her missive after having accessed the mailbomb template, simply to see how it'd be rendered in the email client. One observation is that, while the campaign read token is /campaigns/[campaign]/track-opening/[user], the unsubscribe is unsubscribe/[user]/[campaign]. I'm noting that here, solely for the purpose of noting it here. And in the interests of science.

Date: Tue, 16 May 2023 21:18:25 +0000
Subject: *** SPAM *** We are waiting to avail your next manuscript Dr. [snip]-(Impact Factor 0.993*)American Journal of Otolaryngology and Head and
 Neck Surgery (ISSN 2640-6640)
From: American Journal of Otolaryngology and Head and Neck Surgery (ISSN
 2640-6640) <editor@jpub.jajohnsp.com>
Reply-To: American Journal of Otolaryngology and Head and Neck Surgery (ISSN
 2640-6640) <savannahwilliams@remedypublication.net>
Respected Prof.[NAME], American Journal of Otolaryngology and Head and Neck Surgery (Impact Factor 0.993*)” releasing its upcoming issue on 30th May 2023. We are in the process of collecting unpublished manuscripts from esteem scholars like you if you have any unpublished manuscript kindly submit it as an attachment to this mail or you can submit it in online website of our journal. We come across your innovative write ups so we are glad to request your next manuscript to publish in our journal If you have any unpublished manuscript kindly submit it as an attachment to this mail savannahwilliams@remedypublication.net (OR) you can submit it online using the link https://remedysubmissions.com/ajohns. Hence, we request you let us know update on feasible date of submission. Best Regards Savananh Williams Editorial Manager 1603 Capitol Avenue Suite 413A #2833 Cheyenne, Wyoming 82001 United States http://98.142.247.132/mail/index.php/lists/ah9369mooed8e/unsubscribe
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Respected Prof.[snip], American Journal of Otolaryngology and Head and Neck Surgery (Impact Factor 0.993*)” releasing its upcoming issue on 30th May 2023. We are in the process of collecting unpublished manuscripts from esteem scholars like you if you have any unpublished manuscript kindly submit it as an attachment to this mail or you can submit it in online website of our journal. We come across your innovative write ups so we are glad to request your next manuscript to publish in our journal If you have any unpublished manuscript kindly submit it as an attachment to this mail savannahwilliams@remedypublication.net (OR) you can submit it online using the link https://remedysubmissions.com/ajohns. Hence, we request you let us know update on feasible date of submission. Best Regards Savananh Williams Editorial Manager 1603 Capitol Avenue Suite 413A #2833 Cheyenne, Wyoming 82001 United States http://98.142.247.132/mail/index.php/lists/ah9369mooed8e/unsubscribe/[snip]/tg592s8zyd87a

According to the feedback on the unsubscribe page, I'll receive an email to confirm my unsubscription, just to ensure this is no accident or that some kind soul has tried to unsubscribe me on my behalf. Except, I haven't received one before, in my attempts to remove myself from Medtext's ACCS and JCPT shitlists—which bear an uncanny resemblence to this one! (thinking)—and I don't expect anything different this time. I suspect that the remove/unsubscribe option is for show and nothing more.

Still, it gives me ammunition for when she does chase me up on that extension. (thumbup)


Oh this is disappointing, albeit not entirely surprising. Despite unsubscribing from the AJOHNS shitlist, Savananh Williams returns only four weeks later.

Date: Fri, 16 Jun 2023 17:15:19 +0000
Subject: Best place to publish your research work Dr. [snip]-American
 Journal of Otolaryngology and Head and Neck Surgery (ISSN 2640-6640)(Impact
 Factor 0.993*)
From: American Journal of Otolaryngology and Head and Neck Surgery (ISSN
 2640-6640) <editor@jajohnspbl.com>
Reply-To: American Journal of Otolaryngology and Head and Neck Surgery (ISSN
 2640-6640) <savannahwilliams@remedypublication.net>
Dear Dr. [NAME], Authors are cordially invited to submit scholarly, empirical and theoretical articles that have a high impact for readers to meet the criteria of technical and scientific excellence globally. “American Journal of Otolaryngology and Head and Neck Surgery (Impact Factor: 0.993*) and (ISSN 2640-6640)” Editors requesting your kind support towards our journal on or before 25th June, 2023 for releasing of Upcoming Trending Issue. While in search of efficient contributors, few of your past publications and research profile led our attention towards you. Therefore, we kindly request you to submit your interesting manuscripts like ● Innovative Researches,Interesting Reviews,Different Cases like Case Series, Case Reports, Case Studies, Case SummariesNew Techniques like Technical Reports, Technical NoteShort Manuscripts Like: 2 pages Editorial, 150 Words Clinical Image or Short Communications or Letter to Editor We are anticipating to receiving your submission to this E-mail as an attachment (OR) Online submission to Editorial Office https://remedysubmissions.com/ajohns as soon as possible on or before 25th June, 2023. We would like to co-operate with such an excellent scholar as you. Best Regards Savannah Williams 1603 Capitol Avenue Suite 413A #2833 Cheyenne, Wyoming 82001 United States http://98.142.247.181/mail/index.php/lists/vd188fx2fcad6/unsubscribe
Dear Dr. [snip], Authors are cordially invited to submit scholarly, empirical and theoretical articles that have a high impact for readers to meet the criteria of technical and scientific excellence globally. “American Journal of Otolaryngology and Head and Neck Surgery (Impact Factor: 0.993*) and (ISSN 2640-6640)” Editors requesting your kind support towards our journal on or before 25th June, 2023 for releasing of Upcoming Trending Issue. While in search of efficient contributors, few of your past publications and research profile led our attention towards you. Therefore, we kindly request you to submit your interesting manuscripts like ● Innovative Researches,Interesting Reviews,Different Cases like Case Series, Case Reports, Case Studies, Case SummariesNew Techniques like Technical Reports, Technical NoteShort Manuscripts Like: 2 pages Editorial, 150 Words Clinical Image or Short Communications or Letter to Editor We are anticipating to receiving your submission to this E-mail as an attachment (OR) Online submission to Editorial Office https://remedysubmissions.com/ajohns as soon as possible on or before 25th June, 2023. We would like to co-operate with such an excellent scholar as you. Best Regards Savannah Williams 1603 Capitol Avenue Suite 413A #2833 Cheyenne, Wyoming 82001 United States http://98.142.247.181/mail/index.php/lists/vd188fx2fcad6/unsubscribe/[snip]/[snip]
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Date: Fri, 16 Jun 2023 21:27:23 +0200
Subject: Re: Best place to publish your research work Dr. [snip]
 -American Journal of Otolaryngology and Head and Neck Surgery (ISSN
 2640-6640)(Impact Factor 0.993*)
To:  "American Journal of Otolaryngology and Head and Neck Surgery   (ISSN
 2640-6640)" <savannahwilliams@remedypublication.net>
I unsubscribed from your shitlist a month ago. Why are you still spamming me, you skeevy Indian harlot?

I reported the mail as abuse. But I'm not holding my breath.


Clinics in Surgery

Where's the best place to publish your research work? Why, Clinics in Surgery™ of course! At least if your research is in surgery and all related fields. I'm not a surgeon, so I don't know, but what fields are related to surgery? Nursing? Medical devices? Funeral services? (thinking)

Anyhow, Clinics in Surgery™ has an impact factor of 1.995, dontchaknow? I know that, because Sara Williams told me so. And I'm sure we can trust her, and that she didn't pluck it from 'twixt her buttocks. Oh yes.

I'm not sure whether this Sara Williams is the same Sara Williams who grinds away for Mega Journal of Case Reports, but Clinics in Surgery™ is [cough] published by Remedy Publications. So this Sara Williams, at least, is grinding away in Cheyenne Hyderabad.

Date: Thu, 01 Jun 2023 23:05:09 +0000
Subject: *** SPAM *** Best place to publish your research work: Clinics in
 Surgery™ (Impact Factor-1.995)
From: Clinics in Surgery™ (Impact Factor-1.995)
 <editor@jcispbl.com>
Reply-To: Clinics in
 Surgery™ (Impact Factor-1.995)
 <editor@clinsurg.org>
Dear Eminent Researcher, Greetings from Sara!! We’re reaching out to inform you regarding the “Clinics in Surgery™ (Impact Factor-1.995)" journal, our quarterly publication dedicated to showcasing research topics in Surgery and all related fields. We believe it is a great platform to spread awareness of your research and expose it to our global network. We'd like to invite you to submit an article for consideration in our upcoming edition of the Clinics in Surgery™ (Impact Factor-1.995) journal. With each submission, we thoroughly assess your work and make sure it accounts for rigorous standards in modern research. You can have faith in our publication process as we take every necessary step to provide detailed review feedback for manuscripts. So don't wait any longer. We encourage you to submit your articles with us now. Thank you for your consideration, we look forward to hearing from you soon. Kindly submit your manuscript directly to this email or through the following Online Submission System here: Submit Here Looking forward to receiving your valuable submission. Best Regards, Sara Williams, Associate Manager, Clinics in Surgery™ (Impact Factor-1.995) USA Unsubscribe
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http://98.142.247.184/mail/index.php/campaigns/ is a MailWizz server.

Not two weeks have passed, and the only thing that's changed is the subject line. One more like this, and Sara will certainly hear from me soon!

Date: Sat, 10 Jun 2023 23:10:53 +0000
Subject: *** SPAM *** Clinics in Surgery™ (Impact Factor-1.995):
 Please submit your manuscript Professor
From: Editor in Chief <editor@jcispbl.com>
Reply-To: Editor in Chief <editor@clinsurg.org>
Dear Eminent Researcher, Greetings from Sara!! We’re reaching out to inform you regarding the “Clinics in Surgery™ (Impact Factor-1.995)" journal, our quarterly publication dedicated to showcasing research topics in Surgery and all related fields. We believe it is a great platform to spread awareness of your research and expose it to our global network. We'd like to invite you to submit an article for consideration in our upcoming edition of the Clinics in Surgery™ (Impact Factor-1.995) journal. With each submission, we thoroughly assess your work and make sure it accounts for rigorous standards in modern research. You can have faith in our publication process as we take every necessary step to provide detailed review feedback for manuscripts. So don't wait any longer. We encourage you to submit your articles with us now. Thank you for your consideration, we look forward to hearing from you soon. Kindly submit your manuscript directly to this email or through the following Online Submission System here: Submit Here Looking forward to receiving your valuable submission. Best Regards, Sara Williams, Associate Manager, Clinics in Surgery™ (Impact Factor-1.995) USA Unsubscribe
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First it was two weeks, now only two days! The only difference from her last missive is the tracking token, which this time was activated when I replied to her.

I don't have a template to spew out, so I kept it brief to the point of terseness. But at least I fulfilled her anticipation of hearing from me soon.

Date: Tue, 13 Jun 2023 09:46:35 +0000
Subject: *** SPAM *** Clinics in Surgery™ (Impact Factor-1.995):
 Please submit your manuscript Professor
From: Editor in Chief <editor@jcispbl.com>
Reply-To: Editor in Chief <editor@clinsurg.org>
Dear Eminent Researcher, Greetings from Sara!! We’re reaching out to inform you regarding the “Clinics in Surgery™ (Impact Factor-1.995)" journal, our quarterly publication dedicated to showcasing research topics in Surgery and all related fields. We believe it is a great platform to spread awareness of your research and expose it to our global network. We'd like to invite you to submit an article for consideration in our upcoming edition of the Clinics in Surgery™ (Impact Factor-1.995) journal. With each submission, we thoroughly assess your work and make sure it accounts for rigorous standards in modern research. You can have faith in our publication process as we take every necessary step to provide detailed review feedback for manuscripts. So don't wait any longer. We encourage you to submit your articles with us now. Thank you for your consideration, we look forward to hearing from you soon. Kindly submit your manuscript directly to this email or through the following Online Submission System here: Submit Here Looking forward to receiving your valuable submission. Best Regards, Sara Williams, Associate Manager, Clinics in Surgery™ (Impact Factor-1.995) USA Unsubscribe
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Date: Tue, 13 Jun 2023 13:41:02 +0200
Subject: Re: Clinics in Clinics in Surgery™ (Impact Factor-1.995):
 Please submit your manuscript Professor
To: Editor in Chief <editor@clinsurg.org>
Fuck off, you predatory Indian whore!

Now we're back to almost two weeks between solicitations.

Date: Sun, 25 Jun 2023 07:18:46 +0000
Subject: *** SPAM *** Clinics in Surgery™ (Impact Factor-1.995):
 Please submit your manuscript Professor
From: Editor in Chief <editor@jcispbl.com>
Reply-To: Editor in Chief <editor@clinsurg.org>
Dear Eminent Researcher, Greetings from Sara!! We’re reaching out to inform you regarding the “Clinics in Surgery™ (Impact Factor-1.995)" journal, our quarterly publication dedicated to showcasing research topics in Surgery and all related fields. We believe it is a great platform to spread awareness of your research and expose it to our global network. We'd like to invite you to submit an article for consideration in our upcoming edition of the Clinics in Surgery™ (Impact Factor-1.995) journal. With each submission, we thoroughly assess your work and make sure it accounts for rigorous standards in modern research. You can have faith in our publication process as we take every necessary step to provide detailed review feedback for manuscripts. So don't wait any longer. We encourage you to submit your articles with us now. Thank you for your consideration, we look forward to hearing from you soon. Kindly submit your manuscript directly to this email or through the following Online Submission System here: Submit Here Looking forward to receiving your valuable submission. Best Regards, Sara Williams, Associate Manager, Clinics in Surgery™ (Impact Factor-1.995) USA Unsubscribe
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Date: Sun, 25 Jun 2023 12:41:25 +0200
Subject: Re: Clinics in Surgery™ (Impact Factor-1.995):
 Please submit your manuscript Professor
To: Editor in Chief <editor@clinsurg.org>>
Why should I publish my work in a predatory journal run out of a Hyderabad brothel?

It seems that Sara works on a two-week/two-day alternating cycle. (rolleyes)

Date: Wed, 28 Jun 2023 16:04:06 +0000
Subject: *** SPAM *** Clinics in Surgery™ (Impact Factor-1.995):
 Please submit your manuscript Professor
From: Editor in Chief <editor@jcispbl.com>
Reply-To: Editor in Chief <editor@clinsurg.org>
Dear Eminent Researcher, Greetings from Sara!! We’re reaching out to inform you regarding the “Clinics in Surgery™ (Impact Factor-1.995)" journal, our quarterly publication dedicated to showcasing research topics in Surgery and all related fields. We believe it is a great platform to spread awareness of your research and expose it to our global network. We'd like to invite you to submit an article for consideration in our upcoming edition of the Clinics in Surgery™ (Impact Factor-1.995) journal. With each submission, we thoroughly assess your work and make sure it accounts for rigorous standards in modern research. You can have faith in our publication process as we take every necessary step to provide detailed review feedback for manuscripts. So don't wait any longer. We encourage you to submit your articles with us now. Thank you for your consideration, we look forward to hearing from you soon. Kindly submit your manuscript directly to this email or through the following Online Submission System here: Submit Here Looking forward to receiving your valuable submission. Best Regards, Sara Williams, Associate Manager, Clinics in Surgery™ (Impact Factor-1.995) USA Unsubscribe
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Not that past experience tells me that this will work…


The respite was short-lived. Sara returns despite my having [cough] unsubscribed—from a list that I've never subscribed to in the first place—only four months ago. It's an improvement on her earlier two week/day cycle, but it's still less than ideal!

Apparently, it's so nice for her to contact me through this email. Unsurprisingly, perhaps, I don't reciprocate the sentiment.

Date: Wed, 18 Oct 2023 01:08:04 +0000
Subject: [snip],Submit your manusucript for upcoming issue - Clinics in
Surgery (Impact Factor-1.995)*
From: Clinics in Surgery™ *  (Impact Factor-1.995)
<editor@host1.clininsurgjou.com>
Reply-To: Clinics in Surgery™ *  (Impact Factor-1.995)
<sarawilliams@clinicsinsurgery.net>
Dear Dr. [NAME], It's so nice to contact you through this email. We came across your research and attentiveness on topic “Surgery" our Journal Clinics in Surgery™ (Impact Factor-1.995)*, is an international open access, peer-reviewed scholarly which has been listed in PubMed is enthusiastic to invite you for a manuscript submission. While in search of efficient contributors, few of your past publications and research profile lead our attention towards you, with due respect, we kindly request you to consider your next manuscript i.e., Research, Review, Case Report, Editorial and Clinical Image to our journal upcoming issue. We are looking forward to hear from you. You can have faith in our publication process as we take every necessary step to provide detailed review feedback for manuscripts. Kindly submit your interesting manuscript to this link : https://www.clinicsinsurgery.com/submit-manuscript.php We are looking forward for your manuscript submission. Best Regards Sara Williams Associate Manager USA Unsubscribe
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Date: Sun, 22 Oct 2023 16:42:01 +0100
Subject: Re: [snip],Submit your manusucript for upcoming issue -
Clinics in Surgery (Impact Factor-1.995)*
To:  "Clinics in Surgery™ *  (Impact Factor-1.995)"
<sarawilliams@clinicsinsurgery.net>
I unsubscribed from your mailing list in June. Why am I receiving your solicitations?

The bitch is unstoppable!

Date: Tue, 21 Nov 2023 14:06:19 +0000
Subject: *** SPAM *** Respected Prof. [snip]- Join our prestigious community of
 authors and publish with Clinics in Surgery (Impact Factor-1.995)*
From: Clinics in Surgery™ * (Impact_Factor-1.995)
 <editor@cisjurnl.com>
Reply-To: Clinics in Surgery™ * (Impact_Factor-1.995)
 <editor@clinsurg.org>
Dear Dr. [NAME], Warm wishes for the Day!! We tried several times, but there is no response from you, we would like to contact you again! We, the Editorial team of Clinics in Surgery™ (IF-1.995)*, are happy to invite you to submit your articles for the ongoing issue Author's Choice, the first issue for Volume 8 with particular consideration for the rapid peer review process and fast publication. We believe your articles will add great significance in terms of scientific nobility to our issue and appreciate it if you could spare some time and consider our request. We are very pleased to invite you to submit an article which would be considered for publication in the Upcoming Issue. Kindly submit your interesting manuscript to this email or through the Online submission system. We are looking forward to your manuscript submission. Best Regards, Sara Williams USA Unsubscribe
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Date: Tue, 21 Nov 2023 21:33:07 +0100
Subject: Re: Respected Prof. [snip]- Join our prestigious community of
 authors and publish with Clinics in Surgery (Impact Factor-1.995)*
To:  "Clinics in Surgery™ *  (Impact Factor-1.995)"
 <editor@clinsurg.org>
You say that you’ve had no response from me, but that’s not true. I have replied to unsubscribe, and yet you’re still contacting me. STOP IT! REMOVE ME FROM YOUR LIST!!!!!

Journal of Clinical Surgery and Case Reports

According to Amelie Bates, my past publications has [sic] brought them to me; them being Journal of Clinical Surgery and Case Reports. Unlike other predatory hoes, who at least go to the trouble of citing a completely irrelevant, five-year-old publication, Amelie doesn't even pretend that she hadn't read my work before taking a dump in my inbox.

But it's another case reports webcomic to add to the burgeoning collection. So that's something, at least.

Date: Thu, 14 Dec 2023 17:04:10 +0000
Subject: Dear Dr. [snip], Your past publications has brought us to you
From: Journal of Clinical Surgery and Case Reports <editor@rpblctn.com>
Reply-To: Journal of Clinical Surgery and Case Reports
 <amelie_bates@oapublications.net>
Dear Dr. [NAME], We hope you are well and good! We made multiple attempts to contact you, but we never got a response. Now, we'd like to offer a warm welcome for you to submit outstanding research to our Journal “Journal of Clinical Surgery and Case Reports”. We would be delighted if you could share your findings with us as a researcher on our platform. We welcome all types of articles related to the field of Surgery and Case Reports, and we believe your research would be a great fit for our publication. Kindly submit your manuscript to this email. We look forward to hearing from you soon and thank you in advance for considering our invitation. Best Regards, Amelie Bates Editorial Manager 1603 Capitol Avenue Suite 413A #2833, Cheyenne Wyoming 82001, USA https://journal.rpblctn.com/mail/index.php/lists/ws75466tcl2e3/unsubscribe
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Annals of Short Reports

Many predatory webcomics will accept short reports for publication in exchange for money, but this is, I think, the first time that I've come across one actually dedicated to the practice. Things must be getting desperate.

Poor Alice Turner seems to be confused as to whether she's alice_tuners@pubremedy.us or aliceturners@remedyp.com. That may well be the least of her worries though.

I was tempted to respond to her question, Could you kindly share a tentative timeline for the submission of your manuscript? with a jaunty How about never? Then I thought better of feeding the troll.

Date: Fri, 15 Dec 2023 07:24:09 +0000
Subject: Dear Dr. [snip], Calling Brief Research: Submit to Annals of
 Short Reports
From: Annals of Short Reports <editor@rpblctn.com>
Reply-To: Annals of Short Reports <alice_tuners@pubremedy.us&;gt;
Dear Professor, On behalf of the "Annals of Short Reports (ISSN 2640-6691)" Journal. We are currently preparing for the upcoming issue scheduled for release in September and would be honored to have your valuable contribution. We believe that your research work would be an excellent addition to our journal. As "Annals of Short Reports" we welcome submissions all types of articles such as a Blog, letter to editor, Opinion, Perspective, Privileged Communication, Proceedings, Questionnaire, Rapid communication, Case report, Case series, Case summary, Clinical abstract, Clinical video article, Case study, 2-page Editorial, Short Communication, Short Commentary, 150-word Clinical Image, Mini Review, Surgical Technique, Technical Report, Research, Review articles etc; from all department of medicine and medical. Could you kindly share a tentative timeline for the submission of your manuscript? Your insights and findings would undoubtedly enrich the content of our upcoming issue. Our online submission system Link: https://www.remedypublications.com/annals-of-short-reports-submit-manuscript.php Looking forward to your positive response and manuscript submission. Best Regards, Alice Turner Email Id: aliceturners@remedyp.com Annals of Short Reports (ISSN 2640-6691) https://journal.rpblctn.com/mail/index.php/lists/bb474vvb9c9de/unsubscribe
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Annals of Infertility and Reproductive Endocrinology

Francesca Redesdale has some ongoing and upcoming issues. I bet she has. She has a deadline, but it's negotiable, so as to ensure the maximum likelihood of making the issue successful.

This solicitation is clearly sent to a distribution list of recipients, all of whom have had a significant research endeavour relevant to a webcomic whose scope is infertility and reproductive endocrinology. We'll see…

Date: Thu, 20 Apr 2023 10:08:04 +0000
Subject: Dear Dr. [snip] - We are Eagerly Waiting for your
Current/Upcoming Research Work: Annals of Infertility and Reproductive
Endocrinology(ISSN 2638-356X)
From: Francesca Redesdale <editor@remedyonline.net>
Reply-To: Francesca Redesdale <francesca_redesdale@oapublications.net>
Dear Dr. [NAME], I hope you would be fine and trust this e-mail finds you well. This is Francesca Redesdale, Editorial Manager of “Annals of Infertility and Reproductive Endocrinology (ISSN 2638-356X)” we have some ongoing and upcoming issues, which will be launched shortly. We would like to extend an invitation to you to contribute a manuscript of your choosing to the current edition of Infertility and Reproductive Endocrinology based on one of your significant research endeavors. Kindly submit the article on or before 10th May 2023. The due date can be extended as per your convenience. Kindly attach your manuscript directly to this email. We would be grateful, if you consider the proposal and submit your manuscript to the issue and make it successful. I look forward to hearing from you soon. Best Regards, Francesca Redesdale Editorial Manager Remedy Publications LLC 1603 Capitol Avenue, Suite 413A #2833, Cheyenne Wyoming 82001 United States http://remedyonline.net/panel/index.php/lists/fo2590k6kg18d/unsubscribe
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Date: Sat, 22 Apr 2023 18:11:37 +0100
Subject: Re: Dear Dr. [snip] - We are Eagerly Waiting for your
Current/Upcoming Research Work: Annals of Infertility and Reproductive
Endocrinology(ISSN 2638-356X)
To: Francesca Redesdale <francesca_redesdale@oapublications.net>
Dear Francesca Redesdale, Can you please clarify which one of my significant research endeavours led you to consider my contribution to a journal focused on infertility and reproductive endocrinology? Sincerely,

Francesca returns and, surprise surprise, the deadline has been extended by ten days. Presumably to give us more time to hone our valuable manuscripts.

Date: Tue, 02 May 2023 11:42:01 +0000
Subject: *** SPAM *** Dear Dr. [snip] - Submission Request for Special Issue
 "Infertility and Reproductive Endocrinology": Annals of Infertility and
 Reproductive Endocrinology(ISSN 2638-356X)
From: Francesca Redesdale <editor@remedyonline.net>
Reply-To: Francesca Redesdale <francesca_redesdale@oapublications.net>
Dear Dr. [NAME], I hope you would be fine and trust this e-mail finds you well. This is Francesca Redesdale, Editorial Manager of “Annals of Infertility and Reproductive Endocrinology (ISSN 2638-356X)” we have some ongoing and upcoming issues, which will be released shortly. We would like to extend an invitation to you to contribute a manuscript of your choosing to the current edition of Infertility and Reproductive Endocrinology based on one of your significant research endeavors. Kindly submit the article on or before 20th May 2023. The due date can be extended as per your convenience. Kindly attach your manuscript directly to this email. We would be grateful, if you consider the proposal and submit your manuscript to the issue and make it successful. I look forward to hearing from you soon. Best Regards, Francesca Redesdale Editorial Manager Remedy Publications LLC 1603 Capitol Avenue, Suite 413A #2833, Cheyenne Wyoming 82001 United States http://remedyonline.net/panel/index.php/lists/ee476t2favb8e/unsubscribe
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Date: Tue, 02 May 2023 14:31:18 +0200
Subject: Re: Dear Dr. [snip] - Submission Request for Special Issue
 "Infertility and Reproductive Endocrinology": Annals of Infertility and
 Reproductive Endocrinology(ISSN 2638-356X)
To: Francesca Redesdale <francesca_redesdale@oapublications.net>
Dear Francesca Redesdale, You contacted me before, with the same request for an article "on or before 10th May". I kindly asked for clarification, and you rudely ignored my request. You probably didn't understand it any more than your name is really 'Francesca Redesdale'. I suspect that you are actually Fasika Ramakrishnan, humping away in Remedy Publications' Hyderabad whorehouse. Am I right, or am I right?