No shit Sherlock
Police investigating a woman's body found in a suitcase left in a dried-up pond on Kent farmland are treating the death as suspicious
. Because natural deaths so often end up with bodies in suitcases? (confused)
A local resident claimed: I was told a body had been found, that's all I know. I'm pretty shocked, you just don't expect that to happen
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Oddly enough, I quite expect bodies to be found. Although in my wardrobe, a suitcase, or a dried-up pond that's not really a pond because there's no water in it…now that's a different matter entirely.