What's that smell?

Oo-er Matron!

One of Kensington and Chelsea Council's hospitals hired out a closed, but fully-functioning, ward to a porn company, presumably one looking for authenticity in its art. The council's director at the time, and now Conservative MP, Penny Mordaunt responded:

I cannot claim to have seen the final picture - as I understand, these things are no longer claimable on parliamentary expenses

Penny Mordaunt, MP

Nice one, yer majesty!