I think I've soiled myself

Soccer stats

Another footballer is in the dock accused of rape. It almost seems like an occupational hazard. (shrug)

Benjamin Mendy claimed to have had sex with 10,000 women. That's the adult female population of a small town. He's 28-years-old; assuming he started at 16, he's had on average 2–3 unique conquests every day. And without any time off to recuperate. I'm surprised he still has the strength to run around a field kicking a ball, to be honest.

Or could he have simply miscounted?

This sounds like a job for BBC Verify. It'd be more useful than wasting their time investigating Russians on a Belarusian camping holiday.