I think I've soiled myself

The popcorn bandit (popcorn)

Two separate couples visited a suburban cinema in Tampa, FL, on 13th January 2014. As the feature started, one of the husbands ignored the request to turn off mobile devices. The other admonished him. Insults were traded; popcorn was thrown; shots were fired.

Wait, what?

Oh, that's right, Merka. Anyhow, only one man walked away and lived to tell the tale. And retired Tampa police captain and SWAT commander, Curtis Reeves, is walking again, as he's been acquitted of second-degree murder, by a jury of six fellow gunslingers.

All of which is just a thinly-veiled excuse to observe…

still image from Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

Reeves got into an argument with his adversary because he wanted to enjoy the feature film. It's not reported as to whether shooting his victim in the chest was conducive to that aim or not.