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When is an aircraft carrier not an aircraft carrier?

The UK's National Audit Office warns that the Royal Navy's two new Queen Elizabeth class aircraft carriers, costing £3bn apiece, may not be fully funded. Although the ships themselves are there, the resources to have them completely operational—including the full complement of Lockheed Martin F35 Lightning II multirole combat aircraft—are not.

But an aircraft carrier without aircraft is just a carrier. And you can buy those for 10p at Tesco.