I think I've pissed myself

Trained

I feel bad for finding this funny. But I do.

Twenty-eight Indian men have been defrauded of between ₹200k and ₹2.4M—£2,000–£24,000—after applying for what they thought were jobs with Indian Railways. The scammers told them to count trains as part of their, ahem, training, after which they could get jobs collecting tickets.

And none of them questioned why counting tickets might be a better option.* No wonder they're having difficulty finding employment.


* It would bring them into close contact with staff who'd know it was a ruse.