I think I've soiled myself

Short attention span

Driving in to work today, I was musing on the wide range of makes of car on the roads and how, through mergers and acquisitions, there are actually relatively few major car manufacturers.

I sometimes get into conversations with work colleagues who know and care which manufacturer owns what brand. But it goes in one ear and out the other, for I give a shit not. So each time, it's like a mildly amusing conversation that I've never had before.

I am goldfish. (goldfish)