Lack of esteem
Angelina Isabella wants my article for year-mid issue
of the esteemed
—by whom?—Clinical Journal of Obstetrics and Gynecology. Apparently, it will bring out the best achievement of their webcomic…as if I cared. But she believes in me, so that's nice.
I don't know what entity publishes shits out CJOG onto the interwebz, but they appear to have some connection with a skeevy Hyderabad outfit called Peertechz Publications.
Anyway, she was awaiting a rapid comeback, so I obliged. Let's see if she pays any attention to the timezone in my reply's headers, and figures out my piss-take. I doubt it.
From: "email.obstetrics@thehspc.co.uk" <email.obstetrics@thehspc.co.uk> Reply-To: angelina.I@hspcmail.us Subject: Clinical Journal of Obstetrics and Gynecology Date: Sat, 10 Sep 2022 13:40:14 +0530 Message-ID: <[snip]@PeerTechZ-Win-Server01>
Clinical Journal of Obstetrics and Gynecology (ISSN: 2640-2890) Dear Doctor, Can I have your article for year-mid Issue? If you have any new research work, please submit by the September 23rd 2022 for our esteemed journal. I believe in you that; your one article brings out the best achievement to our journal. Await rapid come back. Sincerely, Angelina Isabella Managing Editor (EIDOUT1) Texas, USA Please Note: If this journal is not related to your expertise, please notify us. If you do not want to hear from us please unsubscribe
Dear Angelina Isabella, By whom is CJOG esteemed? And why should I care about its achievements? Sincerely, Doctor, Hyderabad, India
Angelina Isabella—or Isabella Angelina, who knows or cares?—has genuinely emailed me quite a lot of times without response. To which we can add one more time.
From: "angelina.i@scienceonline.biz" <angelina.i@scienceonline.biz> Reply-To: angelina.i@scienceonline.biz Subject: Clinical Journal of Obstetrics and Gynecology (ISSN: 2640-2890)
Greetings [snip], We have genuinely emailed you quite a lot of times but received no response, so we'd like to try once more as courtesy. The most recent issue (New Edition) is missing one article. Could you please aid us by putting forward an article to this edition of the Clinical Journal of Obstetrics and Gynecology (ISSN: 2640-2890) before January 19, 2024? Visit the link for more information about journal: https://doi.org/10.29328/journal.cjog Please send in a research paper, review paper, mini-review, or case study. We believe that a two-page paper will not be too time-consuming for someone of your calibre if you have short notice. Please submit your manuscript as an attachment to: angelina.i@hspioa.us We are confident that you will always be available to help us. Our Sincere Request: Please acknowledge this invitation within 24 hours. Regards, Angelina Isabella, Journal Operations Executive | EIDOUT1- CJOG|