Everyday thoughts, but not every day

Sweet William

William Rose has reached out to me, to enquire Need a publishing platform? It's not a properly-formed question, granted, but perhaps he's in a hurry. Time is money, after all.

The From address is research.toxicology@biojournals.us, which might be confusing, if need a publishing platform!, because the message indicates that his electronic diarrhoea was shat out on behalf of Cardiology. I suspect that Bill might not be too clued in as to what's going on here.

Once again, it appears that the pleasure derived from this contact is greater for the contacter than the contacted. Still, it makes a change to get approached by a rent-boy, rather than the usual hookers working for these so-called publishers. And he stands as much chance of scoring a little business as they do. None.

From: Toxicology | Journal of Biomedical Research & Environmental Sciences <research.toxicology@biojournals.us>
Subject: Need a publishing platform?
It is a great pleasure to contact you. Having the high level of knowledge in your research field, the Editorial Team of JBRES is inviting you to contribute your innovative cutting edge article for publication in Cardiology. We would like to express its gratitude for your contribution to our journal. Please confirm your opinion to our e-mail, whether you are willing to become part of our journal on or before November 20, 2021. We wish you have a successful time ahead! With Regards Willam Rose | Managing Editor SciRes Literature, Middletown, DE, 19709, USA Tel & what’s App: +1(302)-684-6993 Unsubscribe

It appears that contacter may not be a real word in the English language. That is, not until now!