Boozy nights
While the rest of Britain was in lockdown, the studz 'n' wenchz of Westminster showed that they know how to PAAAR‑TAAY. Rules are made to be broken. Ask Matt Han(don)cock, he wrote them.
But BoJo and his cronies were really only doing their bit to combat food wastage. After all, if you have cheese and nibbles, and a suitcase of wine, it's almost a crime to let it go to waste. Just think of the starving children in Africa.
Invites are exclusive
It's not a good look. As viewed by Pensions Minister Guy Opperman, for example.
The Conservative MP said he felt particularly emotional about the party held in the Downing Street garden on 20 May because around that time Covid restrictions had prevented him from being with his wife and twins when they were ill in hospital. The two boys subsequently died shortly after birth.
Or Betty.
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