I think I've pissed myself

Clint Eastwood's latest starring role

image of passport control officer looking uncannily like Clint Eastwood
I know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking will he notice my visa's expired? You knew it when you boarded the plane and you gotta ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

BBC News Magazine illustrates an article on travelling without passports, with a still image from Clint's current film shoot. In it, he stars as a customs and immigration officer pushed over the edge, after his passport scanner malfunctions.

Things are getting pretty desperate here.