It's all gone to shit

Star treatment

Two bodies, of a man and a woman, have been found at the five-star Scotsman Hotel in Edinburgh, in what has been described as an ongoing chemical incident. The police have not ruled out suicide.

According to one guest, Lynn Massie from Aberdeen, who was waiting to collect her luggage: You don't expect something like this to happen at a five-star hotel.

Which, of course, begs the question as to how many, or few, stars should a hotel have for something like this to be expected?

Not very many, probably.