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Christmas is cancelled

The British Meat Processors' Association warns of the effect of Brexit on seasonal EU labour in the UK. Apparently, there will not be enough pigs in blankets to go 'round. According to the association's chief executive, Nick Allen, wrapping cocktail sausages in bacon is manual labour and is fiddly and hard to mechanise.

This is a serious consequence of Brexit, since many people are incapable of wrapping cocktail sausages in bacon themselves, or simply don't have the time. Christmas will be hard for them.