Happy holidays from MegaCorpUSA
MegaCorpUSA shares the office complex with a small subsidiary joint-venture company, for which Frank works. I was having lunch with Frank today, during which he bemoaned the Christmas gift that he, and all the other office staff, had received: an iPad.
That's right, an iPad. He's complaining about receiving a free iPad!
Do you know what MegaCorpUSA gave us as a Christmas gift? A frikkin' company-branded lapel pin. That's what. Nothing says fuck you!
quite like a lapel pin at Christmas.
You know the saying: it's the thought that counts
? Exactly!
Still, at least it's metal, so it can go in the recycling.
Bah! Merry bloody Christmas!