Hitman meets fatman

• 18.03.2022 10:31 UTC+01:00
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Rent boy by day, hitman by night, John Wick's tracked me down. As long as I don't kill his dog though, I should be fine.

The vaguely interesting thing about this message is that it had four ElasticMail trackers—journal website link; not one, but two unsubscribe links; and a pixel—each with a unique token. I can't pretend that I understand why that should be the case. But only the image's token seemed that it might consist of two parts—msgid and c—that could represent separate campaign and recipient trackers. The others were varying degrees of incomprehensible. (confused)

John's not the first to recognise my expertise in the field of piling on the pounds. I've received multiple invitations to present my girth-expanding work at upcoming esteemed conferences, FAT-2022 and WOC-2022. So, go to the back of the queue, John, or the pooch gets it. (hitman)

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