I think I've pissed myself

Idiots 0 : 1 Taliban

Following the removal of allied forces from Afghanistan, the Taliban curiously reneged on their promise not to be naughty, and have rapidly captured most of the country, including the capital, Kabul. Twenty years of sacrifice, for nothing. I suppose Grandpa Joe now wishes that he'd asked for a pretty pinky promise with a bow on top.

For his part, the bouncing bombsite says that Afghanistan mustn't be allowed to become a breeding ground for terror. I know that he means well, but I don't think the Taliban understand idiot. Perhaps he should add it to his wish list to Father Christmas?