All's not what it seems

Immediately passed over

Yet another demanding request, this time from the Belmont bordello. It's kinda ironic that a journal on emergency medicine needs an immediate response and prompt support. (LOL)

I was tempted to meet the former, with a simple acknowledgement within 24 hours. But, I've now instead decided to disappoint them completely.

Greetings for the day!! I hope you would be fine and trust this e-mail finds you well. We need your immediate response upon my receipt and our journal requires your prompt support by submitting your valuable manuscript. I cordially invite you to submit your articles related to "Internal and Emergency Medicine" to publish in Volume 05. We kindly request you to submit your research work like Research, Review, Case Report, 2 pages Editorial, Short Communication, 150 words Clinical Image, Letter to the Editor, Mini Review, Opinion, Perspective, Commentary which would be considered for publication. Kindly submit your manuscript as an email attachment as soon as possible. If it is not feasible for you, then please let me know your feasible time to contribute. Your kind acknowledgment within 24 hours is highly appreciable. Best wishes for your ongoing project. With Regards, Alyssa Editorial Manager 820 EL Camino Real, California, 94002, USA