I think I've pissed myself

Jess and obesity

United Research Forum is back, with another wannabe celebrity conference organiser. Or is Jessie not Sarah Jessica Parker's nickname?*

This time, I'm invited to be a keynote speaker at an e-conference—read webinar—on metabolism, obesity, and nutritional health diseases. Presumably, this is a cruel joke. I'm fully aware of the underlying causes of my weight problem: too much beer; too many pies; and not enough exercise. It's a work in progress, m'kay?

I really don't think I'd consider my progress to date as impressive though. Perhaps Jessie's more easily pleased than I. Given the less-than-enthusiastic reception for her Sex and the City reboot, And Just Like That, I can quite well imagine it.

Reply-To: "jessieparker@unitedresearchmeetings.com" <jessieparker@unitedresearchmeetings.com>
From: "Metabolism Webinar 2022 " <jessieparker@unitedresearchmeetings.com>
Subject: Sub: Final call of Metabolism, Obesity and Nutrition Health Diseases Conference 2022
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Nice to E-meet you, we hope you and your family members are doing safe...!! United Research Forum is proudly presenting the upcoming International E-Conference on “Metabolism, Obesity and Nutrition Health Diseases” scheduled from March 14-15, 2022. On behalf of the Organizing Committee, we are glad to invite you as a Keynote / Speaker for this Webinar. We believe that you would be a perfect person for discussing this evolution and we went through your profile it was so impressive. Benefits: Abstract Publishing: with ISBN and DOI number CPD credits: 18 Credits for 2 days conference Certification: Speaker and Delegate Your Abstract will be published on the conference website and social media Meet Experts & Influencers Priority in the conference program Registration with offer USD 99 only (Original Registration USD 229) Complete the registration with the discount link: https://unitedresearchforum.com/obesity-metabolism-conference/direct_payment.php Looking forward to your kind response. Best Regards Jessie Parker | Conference Manager WhatsApp: +44 748-004-7763 You are receiving this email because of your relationship with the sender. To safely unsubscribe or modify your subscription settings please click here

* It isn't. At least not according to IMDb. The conference circuit may be a different matter, of course. I did, however, learn that Sarah Jessica Parker:

Was named "Unsexiest Woman Alive" by Maxim magazine in 2007.

IMDb

So, it's not just me that thinks that then! (thumbup)