Keep waiting
Savannah Williams, or Saanvi Walia, is back. Like the other working girls at the Belmont bordello, her throwaway mailer address is a construct based on the journal abbreviation, AJOHNS in this case. The rest is filler.
But, the point of this post was not to deconstruct the method of sidestepping block sender rules. It is simply to mock the terrible language in this missive. I would highlight the errors, but then there would be more highlighted than not. So I won't bother. Instead, I shall simply leave it here for amusement.
Subject: We are anticipating for your immediate manuscript submission-
American Journal of Otolaryngology and Head and Neck Surgery (ISSN 2640-
6640) (Impact Factor 0.993*)
From: Editorial Manager <editor@ajohnsto.com>
Reply-To: Editorial Manager <savannahwilliams@remedypublication.net>
Hope you are doing great We are requesting to your minute of busy schedule towards our invitation and respond to our mail I am Editorial manger of American Journal of Otolaryngology and Head and Neck Surgery (ISSN 2640-6640) (Impact Factor 0.993*) approach you for seeking your manuscript for upcoming issue of our journal As we are very impressive towards your papers so we feel that your research submissions in our journal lead to successful release of our upcoming issue We are sincerely requesting your NEXT Unpublished manuscript Kindly submit your manuscript on or before the dead line and we ready to extend dead line as per your possibility Indexing Platform: Google Scholar, Cross Ref, Publons, COSMOS Impact Factor, ICMJE, ESJI, ISIFI, Scilit, ISI, DRJI, COSMOS Impact Factor, SIS and other sites too. We are waiting for your manuscript Best Regards Savannah Williams 820 EL Camino Real Belmont, CA 94002, USA
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Not one to let the grass grow under her feet, or to be kept waiting, Savannah/Saanvi feels the need to chase up her earlier missive only one day later. Clearly, this was found in my junk mail folder, since 24 hours isn't enough time to change the mailer address.
Persistence is admirable, if it's balance by intelligence. Unfortunately, Savannah/Saanvi shows only one of these traits.
Subject: Friendly Reminder Mail for Short Article Request (Impact Factor:
0.993*) - American Journal of Otolaryngology and Head and Neck Surgery
From: Editorial Manager <editor@ajohnsto.com>
Reply-To: Editorial Manager <savannahwilliams@remedypublication.net>
Greetings, Insight of your previous publications & expertise in the field, we would like to invite you to publish your valuable work with us. The theme of the journal is to publish the latest research information and provide a platform for the researchers and readers for the mutual exchange of ideas, views & thoughts. We are very pleased to invite you to submit your interesting research work like Research/Review/Case Reports/2 Pages Editorial/Short Communication/Mini review/150 Words Clinical Image/Letter to the Editor/Opinion/Commentary work to publish in the Volume 05 & Issue 05. Indexing Platforms: Google Scholar, Cross Ref, Publons, COSMOS Impact Factor, ICMJE, ESJI, ISIFI, Scilit, ISI, DRJI, COSMOS Impact Factor, SIS and other sites too. DOI: All published articles will be provided with digital object identifier (DOI) (10.29011) issued by Cross ref. Kindly send us your manuscript as an email attachment. Hope you will support us for sure. Looking forward to hearing from you soon. Thanks & Regards, Savannah Williams Associate Editorial Manager Remedy Publications LLC 820 EL Camino Real California 94002 United States
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