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Savannah or Saanvi?

Someone claiming to be Savannah Williams, at Remedy Publications' Belmont bordello, sent me an Invitation for the Submission of Upcoming Research Work on behalf of the American Journal of Otolaryngology and Head and Neck Surgery. But, by definition, upcoming research work cannot be submitted for publication; since it's upcoming, it hasn't been done yet. Duh!

Judging by the standard of English, I wouldn't be surprised if Savannah Williams was actually Saanvi Walia, working out of the company's Hyderabad whorehouse instead.

Warm Greetings..! We have tried to contact you multiple times but there is no response from your side. Kindly respond with my emails by submitting your interesting article. Under the guidance of editorial board members, we are planning to release the Trending Issue of the journal, for which we are in shortfall of an article. We are very pleased to invite you to submit an Original Research/Review/Case Reports which would be considered for publication and contribute your work on this email as an attachment. Note: If you don't have ready at present, you can also prepare 2 Pages Editorial/150 words Clinical image/Short Communication/Commentary based on your research interest areas. For more details, visit journal page at: http://www.remedypublications.com/american-journal-of-otolaryngology-and-head-and-neck-surgery/ Kindly submit your valuable manuscript as an email attachment: savannahwilliams@remedypublication.net We would be grateful if you consider the request and submit your manuscript to the issue and make it successful. We are looking forward to hearing from you soon. Thanks & Regards, Savannah Williams Editorial Manager Remedy Publications LLC 820 EL Camino Real California 94002 United States