McRon
My eldest daughter asked me why I don't eat McDonalds'. I told her that, other than the food being shit, it's because I cannot abide Ronald McDonald. Which is true.
She said that he hasn't been a thing for years. But I don't care: I really, really, really hate that goofy-grinned, red-nosed twat. I have carried that hatred with me for decades. It defines me. I'm not about to give it up now.
Besides, there's always Burger King.
I refer to the logo as the golden piss arches. So sue me. [not really]