And it's come to this

NAP26

Because we've all been there, haven't we?

The meeting's moved into the postprandial session. Your belly's full. The room's warm and stuffy. Some boring tosser's monotonically droning on about whatever the hell. You're struggling to keep your eyes open.

I'm pretty sure no one'll notice if I just… (snooze)

President Biden resting his eyes at COP26
COP26: Even the morning opening ceremony wasn't stimulating enough for President 'Pa. Must've been a bloody good breakfast!