I think I've soiled myself

No vaccine for zombies

If you thought that Dr Naomi Wolf's opinions on the Chongvax were naive, others arise from the pit of ingorance who are, if anything, even worse.

One employee said she was concerned because she thought a vaccine had caused the characters in the film “I Am Legend” to turn into zombies. People opposed to vaccines have circulated that claim about the movie’s plot widely on social media. But the plague that turned people into zombies in the movie was caused by a genetically reprogrammed virus, not by a vaccine.

Nicole Hong, New York Times

Seriously, why should we care about the health of people who're this stupid? I have no clue why they're concerned about zombification, they as good as meet the criteria already.

Responding to the article, Akiva Goldsman, 59, who co-wrote the screenplay based on a 1954 novel of the same name, tweeted: "Oh. My. God. It's a movie. I made that up. It's. Not. Real."

Shayan Sardarizadeh, BBC Monitoring

And if this really has to be stated, no matter how clearly, then I don't think that the audience could understand it. If they're listening at all.