I think I've soiled myself

Null points*

The Dutch government has given permission for 3,500 fans to attend the Eurovision Song Contest in person this year. I'm surprised that there are that many. Obviously lockdown has had a greater detrimental effect on the Dutch psyche than I'd imagined.

The only thing that was even remotely amusing about this televised travesty was Sir Terry Wogan's piss-taking commentary. And, with his passing, that's no more. (sad)


* Pronounced nool pwunt, with a soft t, in a French accent for the full retro-tat vibe.