And it's come to this

Planking

two masked men
The Terminator (inset Michael Myers).

I rewatched The Terminator last night. It's still great fun, almost thirty years after its release. The SFX appear more clumsy than special though; especially the animatronic terminator, which bears an uncanny resemblance to Michael Myers in Halloween. Perhaps they were more convincing at the time, I don't recall. (shrug)

The biggest problem, however—even compared to the dodgy '80s music—is Linda Hamilton's performance. She's as wooden as a garden fence.

But at least she'd be a shoo-in for the title role, should anyone remake Eric Sykes' The Plank.

publicity poster for The Plank
Some consider it a classic. It takes all sorts!