Shitcanned
New York socialite, Lauren Pazienza, is charged with manslaughter after an elderly woman, whom she shoved to the ground, suffered head trauma and later died. She's currently jailed on Rikers Island.
Pazienza is the daughter of a cesspool mogul. And now she's in the shitter. How apt. (pipe)
Let's face it, though: My daddy's big in sewage
isn't much of a claim to social status, is it?
If my lack of empathy for her plight seems harsh, reports of her general behaviour suggest a narcissistic sociopath.* My sympathy goes to her victim's loved ones.
* [libel-defence] not a professional diagnosis [/libel-defence]