What's that smell?

Stock markets shizzle

Oh yes, apparently the Dow Jones is having a bad hair day, because Apple stock fell after they had to recall a stillborn iOS update. Wait until the iWatch gets released, that'll really fuck 'em up.

And the BBC thought this a suitable stock image to illustrate the story:

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Coati Mundi's career hasn't been the same since he left Kid Creole and the Coconuts.

Why bother? Other than for a laugh, that is.