The ramblings of a pseudointellectal…or a genuine idiot?

Tess Holliday's morning workout routine

loads of carbs!
Do you want fries with that? Everything a growing girl needs to start the day. She's gonna need a little snack after that workout!

Gotta keep training!

Because it's a tough life, being a smokin' hot plus-size model at the top of your game. You never know when some upstart burger bimbo, doughnut diva, or junk food jezebel is going to dethrone your lardy arse.

You're only as good as your last assignment…and your last all-you-can-eat buffet.

Tess Holliday Isle of Paradise
Glamour gal: one of the less offensive images of Tess Holliday.

Holliday claims that she has struggled with anorexia in the past. I think it's fair to say that she's beaten it now though.


Holliday has since described herself as being diagnosed with atypical anorexia. Gotta admit, anorexia doesn't get any more atypical than 300lb and a size 22.