That's Sarnoff of that!
Since many US cinemas remain closed due to the pandemic, Warner Bros will forego a full theatrical release for Wonder Woman 1984, opting instead for a limited theatrical release and wider D2C release through its streaming service, HBO Max. As Ann Sarnoff, chair and CEO of WarnerMedia Studios and Networks Group, explained to Variety:
As we navigate these unprecedented times, we’ve had to be innovative in keeping our businesses moving forward while continuing to super-serve our fans
Ann Sarnoff, ‘Wonder Woman 1984’ to Debut Both on HBO Max and in Theaters, Variety
What? Doesn't she pause to think before she opens her mouth? And it seems that I'm not the only one who considers Ann Sarnoff's mouth to move faster than her brain.
"...while continuing to super-serve our fans" Uncle Ethan added that because he was using the soy-voice. checks the actual article on screen Holy shit. An actual adult unironically said that.
Bucketus, Lord of Buckets, commenting on Variety: TRUMP-DERANGED WONDER WOMAN 1984 disastrous release decision!, ComicArtistPro Secrets
Ouch! (LMAO)