Tits oot fer the lads! Or 'hubris, thy name art Royal scandal'
After some innocent holiday snaps
taken of a picturesque French chateau were shown to include views of Kate's knockers, they were offered for sale to the British press; the photographs of ma'am's mamms that is, not the royal jugs themselves.
No British newspaper has printed the pictures, with the Daily Mail saying it had been offered similar pictures last week but had rejected them and the Sun saying that no responsible newspaper "would touch them with a bargepole".
Is The Sun now claiming to be a responsible newspaper
? When did that happen? Either responsible
or newspaper
.
They didn't have the same qualms over photos taken of a naked Prince Harry. But, then again, he's a man; ginger; and ugly, so presumably it doesn't count.