All's not what it seems

Unicorns!

BBC Travel asks what unicorns mean to Scottish identity. According to 74-year old tour guide Kenny Hanley:

“It’s long been a symbol of purity and power, but also of virginity and subtlety,” said Hanley, who works as a Blue Badge guide for the Scottish Tourist Guides Association. “And those values still stand up when thinking about Scotland today. These are characteristics embedded in the Scottish psyche.”

Mike MacEacheran, What unicorns mean to Scottish identity, BBC Travel

I can think of many characteristics embedded in the Scottish psyche. But if I had to name any, purity and subtlety, let alone virginity, would not be among them. Sorry, Kenny.


They tried to stage the nativity in Glasgow, but couldn't find three wise men and a virgin. BA-BOOM-TSCH!