Levelling up?
A story of further embarrassment for BoJo's government, over restrictions-busting office Christmas parties, is remarkable only for bringing to my attention the fact that there's a Department for Levelling Up, Housing and Communities within HMG. What the actual fuck is levelling up
supposed to mean? (confused)
If I were to become UK prime minister, I would establish a Department for Not Talking Bollocks. They'd have their work cut out for them. (pipe)