If you can't make it, fake it
In the good old days, all you needed to go to university in the USofA was to be intelligent or good at sports. I never understood why they'd give places to students just because they were academically-inclined at the potential expense of a football jock, but there you go. (rolleyes)
Now, though, the rich 'n' famous need not fret over their dumb nonathletic children, for they can also enter the hallowed halls of the Ivy League and get a university edumacation. And it only requires a little judicious bribery.
So all's good.