And it's come to this

Naming names

A US judge has ordered the names of 170 of Jeffrey Epstein's past associates to be publicly released. Anyone whose name is on the list has until 01.01.2024 to appeal to have it removed. But herein lies the rub: if the list is currently unknown to the public, how is anyone to know whether they're on it or not?

Obviously, some people will know that they're among those who're to be unveiled; if they haven't been already…[cough] Your Royal Highness. But others may be in the dark.

I, for one, never knowingly met Epstein, but that's not to say we never met and he didn't put my name on his little friends' list. It's a quandary, to be sure.