The sex tape from hell
I'm Dicky, fly me!Fortunately, he's fully clothed, but it's enough to bring on aerophobia in even the hardiest of travellers.
Yet more revelations spew forth from the Jeffrey Epstein files. Including this little gem from Sarah Ransome: When my friend had sexual intercourse with Clinton, Prince Andrew and Richard Branson, sex tapes were in fact filmed on each separate occasion by Jeffery [sic].
No matter how depraved these men may allegedly be, they're not stupid enough to consent to appear in compromising videos. At least, not all of them. Unless Epstein was being super-naughty, and filming clandestinely.
But no matter how depraved he might've been, I can't believe anyone would want a sex tape of that grinning buffoon Sir Richard Branson. Just the very thought makes my blood run cold.