The drains have backed up again

Plan(e)t meat

BBC headline: Have we had our fill of fake meat?Building on the slump in sales of Beyond Meat's plant-based non-meat products, Jemma Dempsey asks whether fake meat has passed its best before date.

She starts off with a dentist who questions a plant-based burger oozing red liquid which is meant to be blood, and clarifies that he's referring to the beetroot juice used in Beyond Burgers to mimic blood. Would it be pedantic to note that the blood in meat is not blood—actually haemoglobin—but myoglobin, a component of muscle? Thought so. I guess dentists, much less journalists, have no need for familiarity with this biology shit.

One vegan sausage producer, Jamie Keeble of Heck Food Ltd, observed that customers still wanted something that reminds them of meat. Which seems like a strange desire for anyone eschewing meat, but here you go meat-missers: it's called meat. Fortunately for the company, Heck has a foot in both camps and its main product lines are based on meat meat, not plant meat.

As Elizabeth Holmes is coming to appreciate, it pays to have a plan B.


BBC headline: “Fake meat: As Beyond meat sales fall, have we had our fill?”For completely unfathomable reasons, the headline's been changed to Fake meat: As Beyond Meat sales fall, have we had our fill? I have no idea why; it's not as if it makes any real difference, or that the world's most trusted international news broadcaster™ explains any of these editorial shenanigans.

Let's chalk it up to editors doing editing. (shrug)