Should I become gay?*
MegaCorpUSA, in an effort at inclusion, has set up a gay and lesbian and allies group
, to spread awareness, if not interesting diseases. Apparently, the network exists for the positive advancement of gay and lesbian issues
, and Their goal for this year is to establish themselves further…and increase the number of members
. So I think they're asking people to become gay homosexual.
There's also a women's inclusion and diversity network. And an Asian one too.
Oddly enough, there doesn't appear to be an inclusion and diversity network for fat, middle-aged, heterosexual, caucasian men. So presumably I have to be diverse by myself—I guess it's inclusive if I don't prevent myself from joining. Or I could become gay homosexual, since becoming a woman or Asian is going to be a bit of a challenge, at least in the short term.
Furthermore, they're planning an interactive workshop
, which presumably is a euphamism for a gang-bang. Pass the KY Jelly, I'm coming out of the .closet!
* My distaste for the misappropriation of the word notwithstanding!