I think I've soiled myself

The bleedin' obvious?

After being found guilty of three counts of sexual assault, Bill Cosby is sentenced to three to ten years in jail. He is also categorised as a sexually violent predator which means that, among other things, he has to notify any community he lives in of his sex offender status.

Excuse me? Surely all he has to do is say I'm Bill Cosby and they'll know at once oh yeah, America's dad sleazy old pervert.