The pumpkin slayer
A Czech parish priest has taken it upon himself to turn the tide of heathen satanic worship, by smashing carved pumpkin lanterns in the village. Twice.
The carvings were made by the village children, some of whom were left visibly upset by their work's destruction. Father Jaromir Smejkal is very sorry for upsetting them, and says he wouldn't have done it if he'd known.
The carvings were made as part of a village activity. Perhaps someone should've let him in on the programme. Or he could get more in touch with his flock. Or perhaps he was just pissed that he hadn't been invited to join in; the miserable fucking party-pooper.
Here endeth the lesson. Innit?