Ungrateful little arsewipe!
Following the shootings in Cumbria, the United Kindom's very own, finely-coiffured prime minister has visited the area to get his face in the news and pretend he cares show solidarity with the local populace. But some tosser has the temerity to complain to the BBC's reporter: One man told me he was angry that it has taken a shooting for the prime minister to visit the town.
C'mon man, you live in a pissy little backwater that no one had heard of before Wednesday, why else would he visit? Do you really think that the UK's PM has nothing better to do with his time than to visit random villages in the middle of nowhere? And for what, the sheer thrill of meeting ungrateful arsewipes like you?
As another local sheepshagger, who at least is named as James Summers, observes: He is our leader, whether we want him or not, so we have to show face.
I'm not sure what that means, James!
I bet Whitehaven hasn't even got a decent bike shop. FFS!
David Cameron is a keen cyclist.