All's not what it seems

Air Force FUN!

Hotel magnate and US President, Donald Orange Don Trump, has renegotiated a deal with Boeing to supply two new presidential Air Force Ones. Huh? (confused)

A Boeing official said the price included fitting out the two 747-8 planes with a communications suite each, internal and external stairs, and large galleys and other equipment.

BBC News droid

The concept of external stairs on an aeroplane puzzled me at first. It doesn't sound particularly aerodynamic or safe, especially inflight. Presumably, The Donald has brought a little of his own expertise in hotel management to bear here.

But reports that they access a rooftop sun deck and swimming pool for inflight—or should that be onflight?—R&R, have been entirely fabricated. Here. By me.


Only the plane that is actually carrying the prez is given the Air Force One call sign.